# Beware the Phantom Kangaroos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 8, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095 "1999-09-08T15:13:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095/1 "1999-09-08T15:13:00Z")

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A strange site…

[http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/cryptozoology/phantomkangas.html](http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/cryptozoology/phantomkangas.html)

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**Author:** ![CatInHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CatInHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInHat)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 1999, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095/2 "1999-09-08T18:20:00Z")

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Obviously, they’re field researchers left behind by passing UFOs. It’s the simplest explanation that fits all the facts.

Obviously.

[Closed-captioned for the sarcasm-impaired]

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The Cat In The Hat

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 1999, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095/3 "1999-09-08T23:07:00Z")

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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of 'roos?

The Phantom Kangaroo do!

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 1999, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-phantom-kangaroos/3095/4 "1999-09-08T23:14:00Z")

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## Is there a question here? Naw… Off to MPSIMS with ye and yer 'roos!

The Shadow