# Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532 "2005-04-28T12:27:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/21 "2005-04-29T13:09:59Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Well, _I’m_ not gonna say, if you don’t know . . . I’ll be accused of being witchist. Not necessarily. You never know witch way these things’ll go. ---
**Author:** ![quietman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/958977/32.png) [@quietman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quietman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/22 "2005-04-29T13:13:29Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Nicole’s wonderful actress… > > And she’s an Aussie 🆒 …She’s just a better horror-show wax-figure or Scarecrow. …no matter where her balding-head was born. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/23 "2005-04-29T13:37:35Z")
Maybe there could some sort of temperature gauge in the statue’s breasts so we will know when it is as cold as, or colder than, a witch’s tits. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/24 "2005-04-29T13:42:23Z")
I am reminded of the charity that placed dogs from the animal shelter with loving Wiccans and residents of Salem. You know, “Wags To Witches.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/25 "2005-04-29T14:14:26Z")
Pix from the opening animation of Bewitched, presumably the pose they want for the statue: [http://www.worldshopdirect.com/JP/Memorabilia-J/image/Bewitched/BEWITCHED%20LOGO.jpg](http://www.worldshopdirect.com/JP/Memorabilia-J/image/Bewitched/BEWITCHED%20LOGO.jpg) [http://www.1164.com/bewitched/](http://www.1164.com/bewitched/) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/26 "2005-04-29T15:10:23Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Well, _I’m_ not gonna say, if you don’t know . . . I’ll be accused of being witchist. “BURN THE WITCHIST! I did see Goody Eve being culturally insensitive and did hear her making wiccaphobic remarks of the lifestyle choice of Ann Coulter when she did fornicate with Satan in the form of Bob Guccione, Jr.!” (from the Annals of The Salem PC Counter-reformation) I say as long as it’s not at the _House of the Seven Gables_ or on the grave of Tituba then anyplace is a good place to park a statue of Elizabeth the Great. (Besides, she filmed several episodes there- I wonder if they use the improved street signs that Samantha made in those episodes.) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532/27 "2005-04-29T15:18:24Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > I am reminded of the charity that placed dogs from the animal shelter with loving Wiccans and residents of Salem. > > You know, “Wags To Witches.” Or the site of the FCC Center for High-speed Internet and Pay Television Provider Deregulation Test Residence: the House of the Seven Cables. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/301532.md?page=1)