# Beyonce's fake belly? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 14, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591 "2011-10-14T01:23:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/21 "2011-10-14T04:54:05Z")
Well, she does have freakishly, spindly legs. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/22 "2011-10-14T11:15:08Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Yeah, yeah, everyone has their own tastes and whatever but I find it sort of incomprehensible that there are people who don’t think she’s one of the hottest women on the planet. With you there bro. If the others don’t want her, you and I can tag team (or spitroast, up to you). ---
**Author:** ![Seamack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@Seamack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seamack)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/23 "2011-10-14T12:08:28Z")
Is it true herself and Mister Z plan on calling the baby ‘Bejayzus’? ---
**Author:** ![Brandus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Brandus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brandus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/24 "2011-10-14T12:57:46Z")
Well to be fair, Beyonce doesn’t think much of you, either. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/25 "2011-10-14T13:51:18Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > Yea, Austin Powers was disgraced by her hack a hack hack. She brought down the entire Austin Powers franchise. She jumped their shark. Yeah, her hack acting paled in comparison to the virtuoso performances of Mike Myers and Verne Troyer. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/26 "2011-10-14T14:02:26Z")
I don’t think it is a prosthetic, just her dress rippling funny. However, if we were to assume that it was a prosthetic for some reason I can tell you she might use one because she wanted to make sure she looks pregnant instead of oddly shaped. I’m currently about 35 weeks so it is obvious I’ve got a baby in there unless the baby decides to drop, which she does every 3 or 4 days just for giggles. A “baby belly” tends to ride very high on a woman’s body but sometimes babies go hang out by your cervix for a while and when that happens your bump moves down. If you already have some belly fat there it can just make you look weirdly shaped instead of knocked up. Given that she has her body analyzed by strangers constantly I can see why she might want to have something in place to make sure she looked pregnant and avoid “Beyonce faked pregnancy to cover up brownie addiction!” headlines if her kid decided to swim around the bottom of the tank for a while. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/27 "2011-10-14T14:34:00Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > … A “baby belly” tends to ride very high on a woman’s body but _ **sometimes babies go hang out by your cervix for a while and when that happens your bump moves down.** _ … _ **kid decided to swim around the bottom of the tank for a while** _. (bolding mine) Agreed… My (ex)wife exhibited the same ‘topography’. The only reason I decided to say “Me, too!”, was because of the way **pbbth** described it! (Cracked me up! Damn near spewed Dr Pepper all over the freakin’ keyboard!) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/28 "2011-10-14T23:31:57Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > With you there bro. > > If the others don’t want her, you and I can tag team (or spitroast, up to you). That’s fucking teamwork! ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/29 "2011-10-15T21:08:45Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > So, she can’t sing, she doesn’t give respect, her middle is shaped oddly and her Mama dresses her funny. > > Anything else? Yeah- she never calls back. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591/30 "2011-10-16T03:42:19Z")
> [@Seamack](#): > > Is it true herself and Mister Z plan on calling the baby ‘Bejayzus’? I snorted out loud. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyonces-fake-belly/599591.md?page=1)