# Beyond talking bellybuttons

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 26, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162 "2002-03-26T10:30:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/1 "2002-03-26T10:30:03Z")

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This is worse. I’m not linking to the site itself but rather a newsite that has a story about it because the ad (which runs in Europe) features bare buttocks. A female and three male ones … wait for it … [talking](http://slate.msn.com/default.aspx?id=2063681).

That is just … wierd. Bizarre. Maybe even unholy.

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**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/2 "2002-03-26T10:43:13Z")

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HA HA HA.

yep, unholy alright. 😃

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2002, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/3 "2002-03-26T11:15:00Z")

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Unholy though it may be, that female ass was kinda cute.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/4 "2002-03-27T04:45:00Z")

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Ok, this is too big to let it die so quickly. Come on, talking butts selling blue jeans!

“Who were the ad wizards who came up with that?”

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**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/5 "2002-03-27T06:23:43Z")

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Oh. My. God.

I’m just about completely sketched out at this point. Talking, flexing buttocks. Holy cow.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beyond-talking-bellybuttons/100162/6 "2002-03-27T07:08:30Z")

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I won’t post a direct link to it, because it’s quite graphic, but if you search for “singing penis” and “freefm”, you’ll be…entertained.