# BFE (Butt Fucked Egypt): A regional term?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 1999, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168 "1999-12-18T03:37:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/21 "1999-12-18T16:38:00Z")

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Yeah, BFE = Butt Fucked Egypt. I also say BFU = Butt Fucked Utah… go figure!

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Best!  
Byz

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/22 "1999-12-18T16:51:00Z")

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> Bum Fuck Egypt is a term that is alive and well here in Florida.

Ditto.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/23 "1999-12-18T19:10:00Z")

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I’d always heard “bumba (or bumble) fuck Egypt.” This was in Georgia.

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“Well, walk it off! And next time, _stretch_ before you ovulate.” – Al Bundy

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/24 "1999-12-18T20:35:00Z")

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I haven’t ever heard any of the Egyptian variations, but I know of East Bubblefuck, and, from older relatives, 40th and Plum (e.g, “I had to park at 40th and Plum, all the good spots were taken”), meaning forty miles plum in the middle of nowhere.

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**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/25 "1999-12-18T21:12:00Z")

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Not only BFE, nut also BFI (butt fuck India), for those parking spots way way waaaaay out there.  
-from a proud resident of Saudi Aurora aka Teenage Wasteland.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That’s my name too.  
Wait, no it isn’t.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/26 "1999-12-18T23:55:00Z")

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In DC it was Bumfuck, Egypt. Another variation is Bumblefuck, Ethiopia.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/27 "1999-12-19T13:31:00Z")

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Bumfuck, Egypt is well known in New York. As is East Jesus, Nevada.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/28 "1999-12-19T20:35:00Z")

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St. Louis, Missouri native checking in. Add me to the head count as someone who has heard and/or used bumf_ck Egypt, bumf_ck Idaho, bumf_ck Utah, East bumf_ck and East Jesus.

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/29 "1999-12-20T01:38:00Z")

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BFE works out here too (OR/WA/ID), and I have heard a professor note that he was afraid of ending up teaching at “East Jesus State”. Cracked me up. I’ve always visualized EJS being somewhere near Odessa or Tupelo or something.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/30 "1999-12-20T02:53:00Z")

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\*techchick68: That is a term frequently used here on the Front Range of Colorado.

Usually it refers to small towns or those that live out east of here…sometimes also referred to BFK or Butt Fuck Kansas.

No offense to those that live in Kansas, but anything east of the city of Colorado Springs means, you might as well be in Kansas. I think it has to do with the fact that on a clear day, you apparently can see Kansas from the top of Pikes Peak.

Another term used, specifically in the Denver Metro area is when talking about the city of Aurora (east of Denver) it’s called Saudi Aurora…no offense to anyone that is from that region, but just a term coined by western Denver area residents.\*

We called Grand Junction Bum-fuck Egypt, and we lived there! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Moonshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Moonshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonshine)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/31 "1999-12-20T12:54:00Z")

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Here we say “Horses-Ass, Nowhere”, does that make us weird?

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/32 "1999-12-20T14:14:00Z")

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I’ve heard BFE and bu-fu from Minnesota to Florida. Also, East Mumblefuck (heard that in Indiana).

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/33 "1999-12-20T17:06:00Z")

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Well that explains it. I’ve seen a number of cars around here with BFE in one of those European-style oval stickers. The only word I caught was “Egypt.” This is a cosmopolitan neighborhood, but I thought that there seemed to be an unusual number of Egyptians.

There are also BFD stickers, but that one I understood.

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**Author:** ![Rincewind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Rincewind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rincewind)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/34 "1999-12-20T23:55:00Z")

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I grew up in San Antonio and heard both BBE (Butt Fucking Egypt) and BBFE (Beyond Butt Fucking Egypt).

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“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent” Isaac Asimov

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/35 "1999-12-21T00:55:00Z")

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I’m a Los Angeles native, and I can say that I’ve never heard that saying, or if I did, it has not been commonly used around me. (It hasn’t stuck in my mind.)

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**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/36 "1999-12-21T06:29:00Z")

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I sometime used the term Buttfuck South Dakota simply to indicate that we are in the middle of nowhere.

Course, anyone whose ever been there can say the same thing. Place is pretty desolate

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Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/37 "1999-12-21T10:24:00Z")

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I had never heard it til I went to university; when I guy told me I lived in BFE (my college is rather far from the center of campus), I hadn’t the faintest idea of what he was talking about. I’ve heard it a few times since then, but it’s certainly not a common phrase. I live in the Bay Area, and go to school not far away. The guy who used it was, as I recall, also from the Bay. My guess is that it probably originated in the Midwest, and is in the process of being transferred to the rest of the country. Just as ‘hella’ will eventually take over the world! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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~Kyla

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bfe-butt-fucked-egypt-a-regional-term/12168/38 "1999-12-21T16:51:00Z")

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Hey, even growing up in the sticks of Montana, the back parking lot at the high school was known as BFE – Bum-Fuck Egypt. Never heard of “bu-fu”, though.

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Jodi

_Fiat Justitia_

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