Biblical literalism in the primary text

First, let me ask you a question: Do you believe that Catholics are Christians? Yes or no?

Damn straight it would.
And you’re letting your biases cloud your judgement, and substituting emotion for logic. You’re not approaching this with an open mind – you’ve already decided what to believe, so what the hell is the point?
If you’re really, truely interested in this stuff (and it sounds like you are), why not read some books about it? There’s a wealth of material on the history of Christianity (hell, you could probably find the works of St. Augustine of Hippo online without even paying for it!).
Just as you’re biased by your upbringing, so am I. However, let me ask you – have you ever taken a class on comparative religions? Or how about the history of religious philosophy? The Reformation?

Do you what the Council of Nicea was about? The Council of Trent? Vatican Council I and II? The Protestant Reformation? (As a history major, I eat this stuff up – it’s freaking fascinating, btw)
Here’s what I said before:

People have been arguing over this kind of thing for millenia, but you seem to think you know better. Why?