# Bid on this!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775 "2000-08-17T20:19:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/1 "2000-08-17T20:19:23Z")

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Check out this crazy stuff from e-bay:  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=404084742](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=404084742)

Anyone else find any weird stuff on E-bay that you can’t live without?  
Zette

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/2 "2000-08-17T20:23:38Z")

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600 Dollars???!!!??

Is this seller crazy? Do they expect to get a bid of $600 on this?

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/3 "2000-08-17T20:23:59Z")

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What’s really amazing is that the seller thinks that somebody is stupid enough to shell out $600 for it!

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/4 "2000-08-17T20:26:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> \*\*600 Dollars???!!!??
> 
> Is this seller crazy? Do they expect to get a bid of $600 on this? \*\*

OTOH, **Gazoo** , if you and I went in together on it, that’s only $300 each…

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/5 "2000-08-17T20:28:24Z")

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I’m speechless.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/6 "2000-08-17T20:31:35Z")

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Wow, I’m stuned.

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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/7 "2000-08-17T20:32:07Z")

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But this does create a question that simply must be answered.

Actually, it’s somewhat tough to prove the answer so perhaps we should judge this by “poll”.

Which is more bizarre: This $600 price tag or the fact that **Zette** actually _found_ this item?

I’m voting for Zette. (Sorry dear…)

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/8 "2000-08-17T20:34:15Z")

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e-bay… it’s like the local flea market. You may get lucky and find something truly valuable for a good price…  
or you may find absolute junk, at a much, much higher price.

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**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/9 "2000-08-17T21:02:52Z")

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Somebody was once selling the letter Q. And at another point there was a twig - if the bid got about something like $.03, he’d throw in a leaf.

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/10 "2000-08-17T21:07:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ricepad \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> > \*\*600 Dollars???!!!??
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> > Is this seller crazy? Do they expect to get a bid of $600 on this? \*\*
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> OTOH, **Gazoo** , if you and I went in together on it, that’s only $300 each… \*\*

Only if he throws in the Idi Amin shower curtain!!

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**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/11 "2000-08-17T23:34:42Z")

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> Somebody was once selling the letter Q.

I’ve been thinking of selling an O, in homage to Sesame Street…

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/12 "2000-08-18T00:05:34Z")

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I once saw the front half of an airplane fuselage for sale…oh how I wish I could have purchased that 😃

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/13 "2000-08-18T00:12:55Z")

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Some time back, someone tried to auction off Metallica’s integrity.  
Unfortunately, I couldn’t register. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/14 "2000-08-18T00:52:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SouthernStyle \*  
> \*\*But this does create a question that simply must be answered.
> 
> Actually, it’s somewhat tough to prove the answer so perhaps we should judge this by “poll”.
> 
> Which is more bizarre: This $600 price tag or the fact that **Zette** actually _found_ this item?
> 
> I’m voting for Zette. (Sorry dear…)
> 
> \*\*

Oh, like YOU’VE never shopped for Ayatollah Toilet Paper. Sheesh! The things people won’t admit to!

Zette  
Bizarre shopper and proud of it!

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/15 "2000-08-18T00:58:54Z")

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I see people selling their souls on eBay quite often. Search for “human soul”. You’d be surprised. (note:I just did, and there aren’t any at the moment)

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/16 "2000-08-18T02:02:46Z")

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[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412165087](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412165087)

Now how much would you pay??  
Zette

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/17 "2000-08-18T02:09:36Z")

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Gotta love the item description, especially that bit about the 5/8" hole. Near excellent condition? What, is it stained? Eewl.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/18 "2000-08-18T02:11:31Z")

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[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=410384438](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=410384438)

Oh, please!  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=407176891](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=407176891)

and ya GOTTA have these!  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=411128575](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=411128575)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/19 "2000-08-18T02:16:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zette \*  
> \*\*[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412165087](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412165087)
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> Now how much would you pay??  
> Zette \*\*

Well, something involving alcohol, a bass boat, darkness and boredom…sounds like fun. You could find, well stuff people lost in the lake.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/20 "2000-08-18T02:21:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zette \*  
> \*\*  
> Oh, please!  
> [http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=407176891](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=407176891)  
> \*\*

Yeah, but you could stick those bullet holes on the car of someone you really don’t like…

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