# Bid on this!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775 "2000-08-17T20:19:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/21 "2000-08-18T02:28:57Z")

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I still think the guy who tried to sell his soul on ebay should’ve been allowed to…

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**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/22 "2000-08-18T02:30:58Z")

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Here’s a nice one…  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=409730858](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=409730858)

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**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/23 "2000-08-18T17:29:52Z")

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> and ya GOTTA have these!  
> [http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=411128575](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=411128575)

Except, anybody who’s the kind of person who would bid on those, probably already has the real thing. Or maybe they’re an improvement…

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**Author:** ![Estrella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Estrella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Estrella)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/24 "2000-08-18T17:42:53Z")

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Ha Ha! What great finds!

…I think the best thing ever auctioned on eBay, though, was a lifesize _driveable_ replica of SpeedRacer’s Mach 5, complete with lipstick red leather interior, a homing pigeon, front drills and other crazy features. I think it went for like $150+ K. It was rad. (Unfortunately, the item is no longer in the database so I can’t provide a link.)

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/25 "2000-08-18T18:52:07Z")

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Talk about finds! We were at an estate sale this a.m. looking for some old hand planes (spouse collects) and I found a cribbage board that was made of an acrylic sheet (with holes drilled) bolted onto half of a bowling pin. I have a friend who LOVES cribbage, LOVES bowling, and is getting married in 6 months. ooooh baby, a wedding gift for $4. What a marvelous find. It came complete with a cartoon picture of a skunk painted under the acrylic (for the skunk part of cribbage).

Of course, I COULD auction it on e-bay…

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/26 "2000-08-18T20:11:49Z")

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[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=413092616](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=413092616)

[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=408014410](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=408014410)

[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412612262](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=412612262)

[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=410102990](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=410102990)

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**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/27 "2000-08-18T20:18:04Z")

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Ah, eBay. The place where I once sold a cardboard box full of hangers. The buyer turned out to be starting up a discount clothing store.

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**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/28 "2000-08-18T20:32:49Z")

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check out this site

[http://www.disturbingauctions.com/](http://www.disturbingauctions.com/)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/29 "2000-08-18T20:55:20Z")

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I remember seeing someone selling the box to their Playstation. Some poor kid bought it for $40, thinking it was a real Playstation. Unfortunately, the title said “Playstation Box!”. Buyer beware.

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/30 "2000-08-18T21:24:58Z")

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I remember seeing an auction on ebay for a 2 pound bag of cigarette butts. Now, what exactly would you do with that?

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/31 "2000-08-18T23:01:03Z")

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It was a 14 year old boy who put his soul on ebay. Im not sure if kids can sell anymore. He got $5.00 for it & the buyer got a paper saying he owns it.

The funniest are still Internet names:

412201514  
domain name [HAIRassure.com](http://HAIRassure.com) +$54,000.00 T$$$$$  
$10,000,000.00

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409685025  
[paramedic.com](http://paramedic.com) --------- Domain Name for sale  
$2,800,000.00

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bid-on-this/29775/32 "2000-08-18T23:44:05Z")

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Ebay actually had to make a public statement on souls. The gist was:  
There either is no soul, in which case the seller can’t deliver, or there is a soul, the sale of which is prohibited as you can not auction off body parts.

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