# Bier Krieg!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460 "2009-11-21T21:58:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/1 "2009-11-21T21:58:07Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXNV_GBjpWM)

Sorry, y’all!

Ich habe Heimweh!

Quasi der Modem:)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/2 "2009-11-21T23:38:20Z")

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Now, how did I know – without looking at the originator – that you were the OP? 😛

Sorry you’re homesick. ☹

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/3 "2009-11-22T00:36:06Z")

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Ich weiss, Johann, Ich weiss.

Aber es geht.

Denn Ich habe SUPER FREUNDE, hier auf DER DOPE! 🙂

Q

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/4 "2009-11-22T00:43:19Z")

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**Quasi** , in English, please.

Thanks,

twicks, MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/5 "2009-11-22T00:45:35Z")

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He said:

> [@](#):
>
> I know, Johnny, I know.
> 
> But (that’s the way) it goes.
> 
> Because I have SUPER FRIENDS, here on THE DOPE! 🙂

😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/6 "2009-11-22T01:24:48Z")

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I’ve got just enough German to know that.

It is, however, against the rules of the SDMB to post in languages other than English, which I’ve gone through with the two of you before.

Please observe the rules.

Thanks,

twicks

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/7 "2009-11-22T02:21:54Z")

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Du bist mir **sehr** lieber, Mensch!

Q

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/8 "2009-11-22T03:07:28Z")

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**Quasi** – I’m going to take your dementia into account and not give you a warning for ignoring a moderator’s instructions.

I will, however, if you don’t cut it the fuck out.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/9 "2009-11-22T08:04:13Z")

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I seem to have been skillfully taken apart. Entschuldigungen, bitte. **BITTE**

Okay, Ich cutte es der FICK aus.

Aber Du bist mir immer noch mein favorit Moderator (chen)!

😉

Q

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/10 "2009-11-22T08:25:48Z")

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Liebling! 😉

Q

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/11 "2009-11-22T08:33:48Z")

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Hey, **Quasi**?

You know how you told us to tell you when you post something out oughtn’t? I think this might be one of those times. 😉

I know you’re only joking, and that you’re not intending to do any harm; but I don’t think she has a sense of humour about this and I’d hate to see you get in trouble.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/12 "2009-11-22T13:28:32Z")

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**Johnny** is correct, I don’t have a sense of humor about this.

**Quasi** , I have issued you a warning for failure to follow a moderator’s instructions.

I’m willing to cut you a little slack, but you are not exempt from the rules of the SDMB.

**Do not post in German here.**

For those who are following along wondering what the big deal is, [the rule is here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697021#post7697021). This is a rule I have reminded **Quasi** of previously. I don’t want to have to remind him of this rule again in the future.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/13 "2009-11-24T06:55:13Z")

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Since it is too long for a rock band name, can I use it as a sig line without getting in trouble ?

Originally posted by Quasimodem:  
“Aber Du bist mir immer noch mein favorit Moderator (chen)!”

I understand everything but the “(chen)”. any help ?

Jon

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/14 "2009-11-24T09:24:44Z")

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> [@T.Slothrop](#):
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> Since it is too long for a rock band name, can I use it as a sig line without getting in trouble ?
> 
> Originally posted by Quasimodem:  
> “Aber Du bist mir immer noch mein favorit Moderator (chen)!”
> 
> I understand everything but the “(chen)”. any help ?
> 
> Jon

-chen (and -lein) is a [diminutive suffix](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diminutive). See it as a token of affection.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/15 "2009-11-24T11:58:55Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
>
> **Johnny** is correct, I don’t have a sense of humor about this.
> 
> **Quasi** , I have issued you a warning for failure to follow a moderator’s instructions.
> 
> I’m willing to cut you a little slack, but you are not exempt from the rules of the SDMB.
> 
> **Do not post in German here.**
> 
> For those who are following along wondering what the big deal is, [the rule is here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697021#post7697021). This is a rule I have reminded **Quasi** of previously. I don’t want to have to remind him of this rule again in the future.
> 
> twickster, MPSIMS moderator

Apology and suspension offered here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=541202:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=541202:)(

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/16 "2009-11-24T13:17:20Z")

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> [@T.Slothrop](#):
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> Since it is too long for a rock band name, can I use it as a sig line without getting in trouble ?
> 
> Originally posted by Quasimodem:  
> “Aber Du bist mir immer noch mein favorit Moderator (chen)!”
> 
> I understand everything but the “(chen)”. any help ?
> 
> Jon

I assume you’re joking – but hope you’re clear that I don’t think this is funny. No, the “post in English” rule extends to signatures.

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**Author:** ![TorpedoTed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@TorpedoTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TorpedoTed)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/17 "2009-11-25T04:35:07Z")

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It’s not really grammatically correct, anyway. “You’re still my favorite moderator (-ling)” would be better rendered “Du bist immer noch mein Lieblingsmoderator (-chen).”

(Surely _that_ doesn’t violate any rules, yes?)

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/18 "2009-11-25T12:34:41Z")

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How about Early Modern English, or Middle English, or Old English, or Old Frisian? Or is only Modern English permitted?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bier-krieg/518460/19 "2009-11-25T13:39:20Z")

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:rolleyes:
