# Biffster: you fucking suck. Knock this shit off, asshole. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 21, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225 "2016-10-21T04:28:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/1 "2016-10-21T04:28:22Z")
The award for Most Content Free Posts Consisting Of Only A Link goes to this douchebag: **Biffster**. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19717552&postcount=3150](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19717552&postcount=3150) is one of dozens this goat-felching moron has made in the past couple weeks alone. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19705960&postcount=2643](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19705960&postcount=2643) is another. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19690339&postcount=1451](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19690339&postcount=1451) is a third. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19662004#post19662004](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19662004#post19662004) is yet another. And if this shitheel isn’t posting just a link, he’s often posting one sentence that is a link or is accompanied by a link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19715845&postcount=3066](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19715845&postcount=3066) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19706627&postcount=2672](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19706627&postcount=2672) In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post by **Biffster** that was more than 2 sentences, and those are very rare. What’s not rare is that he’s advertising Tapatalk, since the fucking word count of “Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk” far exceeds any actual words that he’s posted. Two years this jackass has been here and his fucking app’s sig is like 56% of all that he’s posted. If we remove the links, it’s prolly closer to 75%. **Biffster** , are you on the lam? Are you being chased by rabid wolverines? Are you being chased by _Wolverine_? Is that why you can only be coherent for like 8 syllables at a time? Or are you paid for each link’s clickthru? Are you trying to generate income by posting all those links, hoping that if you post enough of them you’ll be able to get your Mom that operation? 😕 Either way, knock that shit off, asshole. You fucking suck. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/2 "2016-10-21T11:55:23Z")
Throw, quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/3 "2016-10-21T12:30:18Z")
Thing is, that in Tapatalk the link automatically is rendered; you don’t need to click on it. Sent from my adequate mobile device. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/4 "2016-10-21T12:49:37Z")
He’s a picster, someone that just posts pics. Problem is this board isn’t conducive to such behavior, except when viewed within Tapatalk, as Leaffan mentions. We expect more engaging discussion rather than littering threads with glurge. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/5 "2016-10-21T14:40:00Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > He’s a picster, someone that just posts pics. Problem is this board isn’t conducive to such behavior, except when viewed within Tapatalk, as Leaffan mentions. > > We expect more engaging discussion rather than littering threads with glurge. Indeed. Why hasn’t this waste of electrons been banned for complete failure to comprehend board culture, inability to “use his words”, and overall passive-aggressive trolling? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/6 "2016-10-21T14:50:49Z")
Could be worse. He could just post the same pic over and over. ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/7 "2016-10-21T15:10:50Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Throw, quarry. Exactly. Sorry, **Snowbo** , you got nothing to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/8 "2016-10-21T15:19:15Z")
Yeah! If you’re gonna just post links, you need to post dozens of them at a time and have a strong opinion on whether the subject could defeat a tiger or not. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/9 "2016-10-21T15:38:49Z")
I know I get super frustrated when someone has an annoying schtick on the messageboard, gets asked to knock it off, and steadfastly refuses to do so, even years later holding onto the annoying schtick out of some misplaced sense of pride or something. Screw those people. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/10 "2016-10-21T15:39:34Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Yeah! If you’re gonna just post links, you need to post dozens of them at a time and have a strong opinion on whether the subject could defeat a tiger or not. If he’d just post lots of illegal streaming sports links, the mods would know what to do. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/11 "2016-10-21T15:46:58Z")
Let’s throw glass houses into the quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/12 "2016-10-21T15:50:41Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I know I get super frustrated when someone has an annoying schtick on the messageboard, gets asked to knock it off, and steadfastly refuses to do so, even years later holding onto the annoying schtick out of some misplaced sense of pride or something. Screw those people. Me too. Regards, Azeotrope ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/13 "2016-10-21T15:52:23Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Let’s throw glass houses into the quarry. Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/14 "2016-10-21T16:45:11Z")
My guess is that he got banned from his favorite image posting board. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/15 "2016-10-21T16:54:31Z")
[https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sad.png](https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sad.png) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/16 "2016-10-21T17:11:27Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > My guess is that he got banned from his favorite image posting board. There is such a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/17 "2016-10-21T18:58:35Z")
So he’s a brainglutton sock. > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I know I get super frustrated when someone has an annoying schtick on the messageboard, gets asked to knock it off, and steadfastly refuses to do so, even years later holding onto the annoying schtick out of some misplaced sense of pride or something. Screw those people. Please stop posting. That schtick is annoying. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/18 "2016-10-21T19:05:06Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > So he’s a brainglutton sock. > > Please stop posting. That schtick is annoying. Funny, Drunky–when I think of someone who desperately tries to be funny, and falls on his face every time, your name is like number one. Edit–I realize I should clarify. This is “funny” like “Weird coincidence,” not “funny” like “you’ve ever made a human being laugh with your look-at-me-I’m-an-edgy-satirist-pose.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/19 "2016-10-21T20:03:51Z")
Another agreement that anything Biffster has done can’t be as bad as the stupid quarry shit. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/20 "2016-10-21T20:21:49Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Another agreement that anything Biffster has done can’t be as bad as the stupid quarry shit. Both are bad, but the quarry shit is purposely bad. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225.md?page=2)