# Biffster:  you fucking suck.  Knock this shit off, asshole.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 21, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225 "2016-10-21T04:28:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/21 "2016-10-21T20:25:38Z")

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> **[Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637351)**
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> Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down here! That’s awesome! Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! I totally Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there’d! Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! Let’s go to the...

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/22 "2016-10-21T20:50:44Z")

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“Bo” must be short for “boomerang” today, 'cause that’s all I see this thread doing.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/23 "2016-10-21T20:54:21Z")

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I agree with the others. Biffster may be annoying, but the level of annoyance he’s brought to the board pales in comparison to the quarry bullshit.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/24 "2016-10-21T21:07:54Z")

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Snowboarder Bo, this thread appears to have headed in a direction you (should have seen coming 😃 ) may not have intended. You have my sympathy. Here, have a Jessy Bulbo video:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ecUsfD7LJc4/hqdefault.jpg "Jessy Bulbo - Comal - Vive latino 2011") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecUsfD7LJc4)

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/25 "2016-10-22T00:55:54Z")

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[quote=“bobot, post:24, topic:769225”]

Snowboarder Bo, this thread appears to have headed in a direction you (should have seen coming 😃 ) may not have intended. You have my sympathy. Here, have a Jessy Bulbo video:

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Ya know, if all I ever posted was “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there” those people complaining about me might have a point, but I don’t so they don’t.

Their complaint about my posting is not at all the same as my complaint about **Biffster** ’s posts and any attempt to draw equivalence with respect to contributing to the SDMB’s culture and knowledge base is ridiculous and without foundation.

Yes, I knew that people would attempt to turn this into a pitting of me, but I hardly see that as a reason for me to not air this complaint. The logic behind “you shouldn’t complain about anything because people complain about something you do” is specious, _at best_.

My posting history has no bearing at all on whether or not **Biffster** ’s posts suck ass (and they do).

ETA: Also, Jessy Bulbo still totally fucking rocks!

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/26 "2016-10-22T01:28:17Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Ya know, if all I ever posted was “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there” those people complaining about me might have a point, but I don’t so they don’t.

Neither does **Biffster** ; he or she has plenty of posts that are written contributions. You don’t like the posts that are nothing but links to images (I don’t either). That’s pretty much the same objection people have to your ridiculous quarry shit, regardless of any other posts of value you make.

So if you’re going to throw shade about one posters annoying behavior then of course your annoying posting habit will be thrown in your face.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/27 "2016-10-22T01:42:10Z")

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[http://picpaste.com/Example-KzgKX8Xu.png](http://picpaste.com/Example-KzgKX8Xu.png)

Typed on my computer, like a normal person.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/28 "2016-10-22T02:15:32Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Ya know, if all I ever posted was “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there” those people complaining about me might have a point, but I don’t so they don’t.

Your obsession is far worse than anything Biffster has done. He posts links to images you don’t like. Fine, then ignore them.

You keep posting the same stupid thing over and over and over. It wasn’t interesting the first time and hundreds of repetitions have made it the most annoying thing on this message board.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/29 "2016-10-22T02:29:39Z")

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Something tells me the OP’s just upset because the store was out of paper towel tubes.

Oh wait, wrong person.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/30 "2016-10-22T03:18:58Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Your obsession is far worse than anything Biffster has done. He posts links to images you don’t like. Fine, then ignore them.
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> You keep posting the same stupid thing over and over and over. It wasn’t interesting the first time and hundreds of repetitions have made it the most annoying thing on this message board.

How dare you [bully](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18718751&postcount=80) him!

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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/31 "2016-10-22T07:35:14Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> I know I get super frustrated when someone has an annoying schtick on the messageboard, gets asked to knock it off, and steadfastly refuses to do so, even years later holding onto the annoying schtick out of some misplaced sense of pride or something. Screw those people.

I get frustrated with **Moderators** who fail to do their job and ban such people.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/32 "2016-10-22T07:53:49Z")

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so wait my news story posts like the trump jr thread I made which was pretty much the headline and link is bad ?

I mean sometimes I do forget I post or cant get back to the board for a few days so I don’t get to respond …

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/33 "2016-10-22T10:50:24Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> so wait my news story posts like the trump jr thread I made which was pretty much the headline and link is bad ?
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> I mean sometimes I do forget I post or cant get back to the board for a few days so I don’t get to respond …

so says another poster with an annoying shtick that makes there post’s difficult to read

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/34 "2016-10-22T13:10:52Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Yes, I knew that people would attempt to turn this into a pitting of me, but I hardly see that as a reason for me to not air this complaint. The logic behind “you shouldn’t complain about anything because people complain about something you do” is specious, _at best_.

The fact that your behavior on this board has turned sentiment so strongly against you in this regard that you knew _exactly what would happen_ when you posted the rant could, perhaps, be taken as an opportunity for introspection.

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**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/35 "2016-10-22T23:24:53Z")

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Hey Bo. You should have seen it coming dude.

> **[Aesop Quote](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/1094091)**
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> Evil wishes, like chickens, come home to roost.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/36 "2016-10-22T23:49:57Z")

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Maybe he thinks it’s Reddit.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/37 "2016-10-24T00:12:00Z")

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I wonder if, after about 35 posts with something like 100% of people telling him that yes, his stupid attempt at a meme stinks up threads, SnowboarderBo will actually _do_ something about it.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/38 "2016-10-24T00:52:33Z")

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I’ve said it before. I have no problem with the quarry thing. I just take it as Bo’s way of expressing being amused. It’s fine.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/39 "2016-10-24T02:09:40Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> I’ve said it before. I have no problem with the quarry thing. I just take it as Bo’s way of expressing being amused. It’s fine.

It’s just his way of telling us we can ignore that post. Too bad, since he can be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/40 "2016-10-24T02:53:08Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> It’s just his way of telling us we can ignore that post. Too bad, since he can be interesting.

It’s not just “ignore that post.” His choice in this regard tells me enough about him that I’m not interested in courteous conversation with him. If he changes his mind about his stupid catchphrase, I’ll change my mind about courteous conversation with him :).

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