# Biffster:  you fucking suck.  Knock this shit off, asshole.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 21, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225 "2016-10-21T04:28:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/41 "2016-10-24T02:53:50Z")

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**Bo** , this’d be the perfect opportunity to say “Yeah, sorry, won’t do that again.”

Like you’d do in real life if a friend took you aside, bought you a beer and said “Bo, there’s this thing you do that’s really rubbing most of us the wrong way…”

At least I _hope_ you wouldn’t say “LOL! Don’t care! I can just ignore you and be even more annoying and there’s nothing you can do! Neener neener!”

A little self-awareness would totally change my view of you. Everyone mellows, and I’d assume you were maturing and I’d stop holding past actions against you.

(The lack of contrition or A Clue is why I cringe and think towel tubes when I see\*\* SA\*\*'s name.)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/42 "2016-10-24T02:54:30Z")

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Sooner are later you guys are going to realize just how clever he is. He just hasn’t repeated it enough for the light bulb to go off in your heads.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/43 "2016-10-24T03:51:28Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> **Bo** , this’d be the perfect opportunity to say “Yeah, sorry, won’t do that again.”
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> Like you’d do in real life if a friend took you aside, bought you a beer and said “Bo, there’s this thing you do that’s really rubbing most of us the wrong way…”
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> At least I _hope_ you wouldn’t say “LOL! Don’t care! I can just ignore you and be even more annoying and there’s nothing you can do! Neener neener!”
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> A little self-awareness would totally change my view of you. Everyone mellows, and I’d assume you were maturing and I’d stop holding past actions against you.
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> (The lack of contrition or A Clue is why I cringe and think towel tubes when I see\*\* SA\*\*'s name.)

First off, he would never say LOL…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/44 "2016-10-24T04:28:48Z")

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Forget it. When I pitted him over it, he just doubled down and claimed we were “bullying” him and he refused to be “bullied”. Whatever.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/45 "2016-10-24T12:24:51Z")

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He’s not actually doing anything wrong, and after a few repetitions it fades into the background. This kind of hand-wringing over a benign quirk is what’s over the top.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/46 "2016-10-24T13:08:34Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> He’s not actually doing anything wrong, and after a few repetitions it fades into the background. This kind of hand-wringing over a benign quirk is what’s over the top.

You know, I don’t get annoyed at the smell of cigarette smoke, music in restaurants, or barking dogs. But it would never occur to me to wag my finger at the people being annoyed rather than come down on the people that can easily stop doing that thing that is annoying so many people.

Great, it doesn’t bother you. that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t stop.

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/47 "2016-10-24T17:46:39Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> He’s not actually doing anything wrong, and after a few repetitions it fades into the background. This kind of hand-wringing over a benign quirk is what’s over the top.

Wait, are you defending **Snowboarder Bo** or **Biffster**? Your post could apply to either of them. 😕

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/48 "2016-10-24T17:53:10Z")

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Cool beans, man.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/49 "2016-10-24T19:06:35Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> The logic behind “you shouldn’t complain about anything because people complain about something you do” is specious, _at best_.

LOL! Let’s go down to the hobo and have sex with him.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/50 "2016-10-25T01:21:06Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> LOL! Let’s go down to the hobo and have sex with him.

Do you have a cold?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biffster-you-fucking-suck-knock-this-shit-off-asshole/769225/51 "2016-10-25T01:26:06Z")

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I’m not cold at all. The hobo has a nice trash can fire a-roarin.

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