# Big Brother 4: I Hate Them Already

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116 "2003-07-09T00:02:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/21 "2003-07-09T06:14:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by drm \*  
> \*\*Why he thinks he’s got any business cheating on Pilates girl, I dunno? \*\*

Did you notice his comment about it “happening every relationship”? Guy has a serious fidelity problem…

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> \*\*The blond who cried all the time - good lord, get a grip…do you know how easy it will be to keep your current boyfriend? Don’t fuck your old one…good god. \*\*

Alison annoys me no end. She acts about 12. She’s the one whose personal hero is Britney Spears, IIRC. For some reason, I’m more inclined to believe Justin about Alison’s behavior than the other way around…

Note we have yet another bartender…they remembered the bartender but not the Gay Guest. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/22 "2003-07-09T06:23:34Z")

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> _originally posted by jayjay_
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> **Alison annoys me no end. She acts about 12. She’s the one whose personal hero is Britney Spears, IIRC. For some reason, I’m more inclined to believe Justin about Alison’s behavior than the other way around…**

Britney Spears, no joke? HAHAHAHA, that’s hilarious. I suppose I can understand it though, Britney is nothing but a hot body with next to no talent…she’s now worth millions, it’s impressive really (in a sad sort of way).

I’m also more willing to believe Justin. We’ll probably get a good idea by their behavior in the coming weeks.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/23 "2003-07-09T12:15:35Z")

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For my fantasy league team I picked Alison, Dana, Jun, and Scott (simply on the basis of how much I hate his hat) – they seem like they’ll provide the most drama (and thus the most points) the first week or so.

Yee ha! I don’t mind proselytizing for “Amazing Race,” but “Big Brother” is my true guilty pleasure.

(No one’s openly gay? No Bucky? No Marecellas? **le sigh** )

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/24 "2003-07-09T12:27:34Z")

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I saw about two minutes when they were all picking rooms. The Asian woman is cute when the camera is far away from her and one of the woman had rather large breasts. I then went back to playing Majora’s Mask. I might watch a little this season, but I prefer your recaps. They’re much funnier.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/25 "2003-07-09T13:00:45Z")

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**jayjay** —Why don’t we start a new thread each ep? Obviously titled, like **Big Brother 4: July 9**?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/26 "2003-07-09T14:01:05Z")

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Sounds good, **Eve**.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/27 "2003-07-09T14:03:40Z")

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I like the idea of just keeping one long-ass thread. Then we don’t have to wait to see if someone else starts a thread before we post…plus we can post during the show or post spoilers from the internet feed.

I think I hate that Allison the most, although it’s a close call between her, Jun and the Johnny Fever guy. There’s something _really_ irritating about a guy that wears a touque and never takes it off. He must be bald or something.

And Allison…ugh…“My boyfriend is going to be so hurt.” Hurt? Hurt? Why would he be hurt? What is he a total psycho? My guess is that she’s terrified about what the ex is going to reveal about her on the show.

The ex-ranger guy doesn’t have to keep reminding everybody that he was a ranger either. You’re a tough guy we get it. I’d like to see that karate woman kick his ass.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/28 "2003-07-09T14:14:46Z")

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I’m still puzzled by that…is it even possible, given the time frames involved in training for special forces and then going through the discharge process, for him to have actually _been_ an Army Ranger? He’s 21. You can’t get into the Army until you’re 18. That means he went through special forces training, did at least one tour of duty, then got discharged all within 3 years.

I’ll admit that I know next to nothing about the details of military training, etc., but it just doesn’t sound right to me.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/29 "2003-07-09T15:22:03Z")

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Ugh… **Diogenes** has a point, too. Big Brother is inherently different from Survivor in that it _has_ live feeds and therefore there is the capacity for contant, continual updates from those who couldn’t resist the siren song of RealOne.

Part of the fun of the “Big Brother on the SDMB” thing is the ongoing commentary.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/30 "2003-07-09T16:00:55Z")

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May semi-lurkers vote? I think I’d prefer one long-ass thread. Those who care will be following it as it goes along, and those who don’t won’t be reading it anyway. Some episodes just ain’t that interesting, and will only get a couple of posts, not really worth a whole thread. I think it will be **less** confusing to have a single thread – no “um, what was last night’s date?” stuff.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/31 "2003-07-09T16:02:35Z")

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(By semi-lurker, I’m talking about my participation in this particular thread, not my participation on the boards in general.) (And why I think anyone would care about that particular clarification, I can’t imagine. 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/32 "2003-07-09T16:03:54Z")

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I don’t care either way, really. I’m just hoping for lots of drinking, weeping, veiled threats, flirting and backstabbing.

On the show, I mean, not in this htread.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/33 "2003-07-09T16:34:55Z")

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I just wish they could bring back Will every season. He would have eaten this crowd alive.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/34 "2003-07-09T17:39:45Z")

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I miss last year’s Ship of Fools: pompous Roddy, weepy alcoholic Amy, hissy queen Marsallas, Sexy Flanders . . .

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/35 "2003-07-09T17:53:32Z")

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Give them time, **Eve**. I’m sure we’ll get just as much inane posturing and embarrassing revelations as we did last year. They haven’t even started scheming yet, other than Operation: Ex the Ex.

I may or may not get last night’s and tonight’s synopses up by Monday…I’m unexpectedly going away for the weekend and I’m not sure if I’ll get everything done for last night’s before I leave tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![slallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@slallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slallen)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/36 "2003-07-09T17:59:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> I’ll admit that I know next to nothing about the details of military training, etc., but it just doesn’t sound right to me. \*\*

I have the exact sma eopinion here. First 3 years? Unless they changed the rules 4 years was minimum (You could always ‘bootstrap’. Partial service in full military and the rest in the guard. Second, as you pointed out, timing is all wrong. You have 8 weeks basic training, then off to school for your specialty. Now if you are a Ranger. From what I remember it is almost a year of solid training. Secondly, anyone I know that went on to become a Ranger, has chosen it to be a career path. Not something you do then drop out of. Plus IIRC, you don’t just say you are going to be a ranger, you are selected.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/37 "2003-07-09T18:01:33Z")

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Well, we did hear the word “alliance” not a half-hour into the show. They are all such huge BB queens, they know how it’s done.

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**Author:** ![slallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@slallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slallen)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/38 "2003-07-09T18:02:12Z")

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:smack:

Sometimes my fingers and brain do not want to cooperate.

Must resist urge to post without preview … must resist …

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**Author:** ![mrunlucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@mrunlucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrunlucky)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/39 "2003-07-09T20:04:49Z")

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Jun gives “shallow” a whole new meaning. Her “She’s 33, so she’s at her peak on the way down” quote is priceless though. As is her racism against her own race. Is there a word for that?

Bartender – uh, are you cold? Is that why you have to wear a knit cap all the time? Or as has been mentioned, are you balding and embarrassed about it?

FBI Guy. How old is he again? What’s with him being the single oldest housemate? It seems to me like he won’t last long because everyone else will think he’s like having dad around.

Crying Girl. Oh how hard to be young and naive. But very entertaining though, weepy weepy.

Who think an Ex or two is going to hook up with one of the first 8 in the house? That would be some great tension.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-brother-4-i-hate-them-already/187116/40 "2003-07-09T20:18:08Z")

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A spoiler from the internet recaps:

The first HOH is…

Nathan (the Oklahoma boy)

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