# Big D jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 1999, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310 "1999-04-14T04:19:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/81 "2018-09-28T16:43:37Z")

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MDISB if you try to get its length with the iOS Measure app your iPhone will explode like a Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

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**Author:** ![jcortel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@jcortel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcortel)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/82 "2021-03-26T23:46:09Z")

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My dick is so big, it has wrapped around the sun 23 times and is still keeping this thread going

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/83 "2021-03-27T00:27:40Z")

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Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/84 "2021-09-04T21:31:50Z")

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MDISB it had to get its own COVID vaccination.  
And it still wears a mask.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/85 "2024-10-15T01:30:51Z")

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MDISB Trump hides behind it during his assassination attempts  
MDISB Diddy ran out of baby oil when he lubed it up  
MDISB Trump threatened to tariff my jizz if he gets reelected

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-d-jokes/14310/86 "2024-10-15T01:38:00Z")

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By the way, the original jokes by Drew Carey can be found in his book “Dirty Jokes And Beer”.  
Yes, it is also an Audiobook.  
Yes, Drew Carey narrates it.

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