# Big, Fat, juicy....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181 "2011-12-05T21:11:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/1 "2011-12-05T21:11:30Z")

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ROACH.

In my can of peas.

I’m never eating canned veggies again.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/2 "2011-12-05T21:19:59Z")

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Oh my god. How gross. So disgusting.  
I would _never_ eat canned peas.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/3 "2011-12-05T21:32:04Z")

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Ugh so salty.

And now, apparently, crunchy too.

😛

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/4 "2011-12-05T21:52:06Z")

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Yuck I hate roaches!

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/5 "2011-12-05T21:58:37Z")

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Just eat around it.

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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/6 "2011-12-05T22:14:39Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Just eat around it.

Oh my god

:barf:

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/7 "2011-12-05T22:18:15Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> Big, Fat, juicy…

Cockteaser

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/8 "2011-12-05T23:47:22Z")

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As the Twix said of my getting[married](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14414237#post14414237), “Pix or it didn’t happen!”  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/9 "2011-12-05T23:56:10Z")

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I was gonna say - why would you _not_ take a pic of that?

Plus it could be a good lawsuit against the canning company… although naturally you have no way of proving you didn’t just toss it in there after opening it.

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**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/10 "2011-12-06T00:03:24Z")

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You should definitely contact the company. I would think most companies would bend over backwards to keep you from going to the media about it or filing a lawsuit.

This kind of thing is like my worst nightmare. How nasty.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/11 "2011-12-06T00:32:15Z")

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How did I know this was going to be about a bug?

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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-fat-juicy/605181/12 "2011-12-06T01:06:54Z")

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I tossed it in disgust once I saw the horrible, horrible thing. You’re right though, I should have taken a pick.

I think if I would have complained no doubt I would have gotten a $50 coupon… for canned veggies (now with extra protein!).
