# Big sharp nasty pointy teeth **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740 "2002-11-07T17:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/1 "2002-11-07T17:40:08Z")
[http://www.toyvault.com/montypython/index.html](http://www.toyvault.com/montypython/index.html) Where’s my Christmas wish list? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/2 "2002-11-07T17:46:51Z")
Run away! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/3 "2002-11-07T18:27:16Z")
I’m going to buy the parrot just so I can return it. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/4 "2002-11-07T21:50:08Z")
But that’s just a rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/5 "2002-11-07T23:14:44Z")
Do ye not see the _bones_? ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/6 "2002-11-07T23:19:59Z")
I just ordered a couple of the bloody rabbits. I just had to get them. They seemed to be sold out everywhere I checked at first but I think I lucked out in the end. They’ll look cute on our coffee table. ---
**Author:** ![Typo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Typo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/7 "2002-11-07T23:29:07Z")
Well, that just solved the Xmas gift for a few people on MY list! For me, I want a Gothic Cthulhu and a Nyarlohotep…you cannot resist the (plush) Elder Gods! :giggling helplessly: ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/8 "2002-11-18T13:35:51Z")
I have that rabbit! She’s actually a very sweet creature, as long as people aren’t lobbing hand grenades at her. She likes to have her fur stroked, and she nuzzles people with her little pink nose…but she sometimes has flashbacks and gives a big _rawwwwrrrrrr_…But it’s okay, because we’re nice to her! ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/9 "2002-11-22T23:16:03Z")
:BUMP: Got them! They’re cuter than in the picture! I’ll give one to Mrs. Bernse as a gift and keep one for myself. I’ve got #370 and 375 out of 500. They’re just sooooo _cool_. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/10 "2002-11-22T23:42:56Z")
White haired rabbits with non-pink eyes are generally **evil**. My sister had one and it was a terror. Drove off a neighbors doberman, would attack you (Just have a banana, rabbits surprisingly love banana’s…which is how I know they are dumb animals.) , tore my sisters upper lip off, and was finally killed when it attacked a bulldozer in the neighbors back yard. ---
**Author:** ![CthulhuSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@CthulhuSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CthulhuSpawn)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/11 "2002-11-22T23:45:48Z")
May I present [Summer Fun Cthulhu](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYVHP010&variation=&lg=1) There is just something so terrifyingly wrong with that. And yes, I simply must have the plush Nylarathotep. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/12 "2002-11-22T23:49:27Z")
Just what is the hell is that thing supposed to be? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![CthulhuSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@CthulhuSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CthulhuSpawn)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/13 "2002-11-22T23:53:07Z")
bernse, are you referring to Summer Fun Cthulhu? If so, well, it’s supposed to be Cthulhu all decked out for a fun day at the beach. And damn, I mispelled Nyarlathotep. I hate it when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-sharp-nasty-pointy-teeth/135740/14 "2002-11-23T00:58:13Z")
(reprovingly) That was unfair, **CthulhuSpawn**. I nearly passed out from hyperventilating. A friend of mine has a Cthulhu doll that she’s named Cthulhubert. It wears glasses. I need to get her a Summer Fun one, too.