# Big T Can Eat My Ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 11, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073 "2016-06-11T01:47:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/21 "2016-06-11T07:04:04Z")
> [@pool](#): > > Is your ass shiny and metal? And could he bite it instead? Nah man, my ass is devil white and you can’t eat unless you bite 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/22 "2016-06-11T08:28:28Z")
Let me get this clear - **Zeke** pitted **BigT** because **BigT** told him he couldn’t use nigger in a nice way? I see this going well. White people! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/23 "2016-06-11T08:37:38Z")
+3 for both… I want to see cognizant replies discussing which is better: chocolate or peanut butter. Throw a few cites in, familial testimonials and sites to the cheapest places to buy peanut butter or chocolate\*. \*conditions apply, terms not fully specified, and not responsible for any mixing of terms or ingredients. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/24 "2016-06-11T08:56:40Z")
I never understood the **Big T** hate. Even prior to this ridiculous OP. I mean, yeah, he started one weird pit thread having something to do with milk or something. IDK, I can’t remember the derails, but it was a big pile of “WTF”. Other than that, **Big T** has always come off as a rational, intelligent person. I appreciate his contributions. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/25 "2016-06-11T09:36:04Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Other than that, **Big T** has always come off as a rational, intelligent person. I appreciate his contributions. You must really hate him to do him like this. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/26 "2016-06-11T09:55:08Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I never understood the **Big T** hate. Even prior to this ridiculous OP. I mean, yeah, he started one weird pit thread having something to do with milk or something. IDK, I can’t remember the derails, but it was a big pile of “WTF”. There are many reasons to consider bigt a retard, but in the end the dislike comes down to one thing. He constantly lectures and pontificates to people despite not being any position to do so. He is the virgin lecturing you on your lovelife, the manchild in his mothers basement chastising how you deal with your landlord and neighbours, the fat fuck telling you how to diet, the unemployed bum judging your workplace drama, the burger flipper trying to tell you how run your business. But worst of all, he has decided he wants to be some sort of moral authority on pretty much everything. But even then he doesn’t advise, he lectures, and he has not earned the right to lecture anybody. The commonly heard “shut up bigt” isn’t a meme or a board joke, its a heartfelt cry that the user means with every fibre of their being. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/27 "2016-06-11T11:01:17Z")
You don’t need to have _earned_ the right to say “White people don’t get to say nigger in a nice way”. It’s hardly rocket science. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/28 "2016-06-11T11:12:19Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > The en passant zap at **John Mace** was cute. John is one of the most dependably stable, steady, correct, justified, and sensible members of this community. (I disagree with him now and then…but never, never am offended by him.) > > Frankly, this thread is the biggest compliment to **Big T** ’s character and reputation anyone could ever hope for. Yeah seriously. Might as well start throwing digs at **Miller**. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/29 "2016-06-11T11:40:08Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You named two posters, **Big T** and **John Mace** , that I happen to enjoy and believe contribute in a meaningful way here. I’ll pass. Yeah, I don’t get the **Mace** hate either. But, well written OP from a literati pov, and the service return By **T** was impressive as well. ETA: . . . and in the end, no ass was eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/30 "2016-06-11T11:48:24Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > I’d call you a carbuncle but I’m not entirely sure what one is… For next time. [Carbuncle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuncle). ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/31 "2016-06-11T12:12:39Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > He is the virgin lecturing you on your lovelife, the manchild in his mothers basement chastising how you deal with your landlord and neighbours, the fat fuck telling you how to diet, the unemployed bum judging your workplace drama, the burger flipper trying to tell you how run your business. > > But worst of all, he has decided he wants to be some sort of moral authority on pretty much everything. But even then he doesn’t advise, he lectures, and he has not earned the right to lecture anybody. Pretty much. I’m always disappointed when someone is Pitted who fully deserves it, but the Pitting is by someone who doesn’t have a whole lot of room to criticize anyone else for their failings. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/32 "2016-06-11T13:12:13Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > There are many reasons to consider bigt a retard, but in the end the dislike comes down to one thing. > > He constantly lectures and pontificates to people despite not being any position to do so. > > He is the virgin lecturing you on your lovelife, the manchild in his mothers basement chastising how you deal with your landlord and neighbours, the fat fuck telling you how to diet, the unemployed bum judging your workplace drama, the burger flipper trying to tell you how run your business. > > But worst of all, he has decided he wants to be some sort of moral authority on pretty much everything. But even then he doesn’t advise, he lectures, and he has not earned the right to lecture anybody. > > The commonly heard “shut up bigt” isn’t a meme or a board joke, its a heartfelt cry that the user means with every fibre of their being. The OP is a cactus-fucker but I do have to agree with the above post. But I have no hate of BigT just mild annoyance. I ran across one of his posts the other day which was very hypocritical to his usual better-than-us-heathens stance and considered pointing it out but really, why bother? … ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/33 "2016-06-11T13:18:15Z")
Ass is not dairy free, you fuckers! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/34 "2016-06-11T15:06:32Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I’m always disappointed when someone is Pitted who fully deserves it, but the Pitting is by someone who doesn’t have a whole lot of room to criticize anyone else for their failings. Isn’t that a desciption of most Pit threads, pitters and pittees? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/35 "2016-06-11T15:30:51Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > The OP is a cactus-fucker but I do have to agree with the above post. But I have no hate of BigT just mild annoyance. I ran across one of his posts the other day which was very hypocritical to his usual better-than-us-heathens stance and considered pointing it out but really, why bother? > … This one? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19394416](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19394416) ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/36 "2016-06-11T17:49:40Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Isn’t that a desciption of most Pit threads, pitters and pittees? 😛 It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/37 "2016-06-11T18:01:43Z")
My frustration with him before I put him on ignore is that even when others have tried to help him not come across as such a nagging scold, they’re met with the same patronizing lecturing he does to everyone and everything else. And despite even having a board meme follow him around, countless threads and posts where people try to get him see what he’s doing to himself, and maybe a mod note or two, here we still are. He’ll never change no matter how much negativity it throws his way. Hell, it would just benefit him to stop marming all the time because it does seem to hurt his feelings when he feels persecuted over it. That has to be hard on one’s self-esteem. But sadly, it’s all futile regardless. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/38 "2016-06-11T18:16:16Z")
I’m surprised nobody has picked it up, Zeke and T have a thing for each other and this is just a lover’s quarrel because T has been fantasizing about John Mace. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/39 "2016-06-11T18:21:50Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > You must really hate him to do him like this. He’s throwing him a bone. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/40 "2016-06-11T18:25:40Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > For next time. [Carbuncle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuncle). [Also](http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Carbuncle_(summon)) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073.md?page=3)