# Big T Can Eat My Ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 11, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073 "2016-06-11T01:47:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/41 "2016-06-11T19:39:42Z")
10/10 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/42 "2016-06-11T19:56:44Z")
I think ganging up on **Big T** is something people here do in order to fit in, be one of the cool kids. Its fucking lame. He makes himself an easy target, so y’all just flame him. Who fucking cares about any of this? Get a life. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/43 "2016-06-11T20:03:24Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ass is not dairy free, you fuckers! Depends on your diet. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/44 "2016-06-11T20:22:34Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > TLDR This fucking mote of a man can suck my left nut 'til my right one is jealous. > > Lots of people here call you big tard. I think that is offensive to tards. > > Your name suggests that you are overcompensating and your posts prove it. > > You are like a balloon let loose from a stupid toddler’s fingers. You just Pfffffft around expelling whatever was blown into you until you are deflated. Except you never fucking are. > > Where the fuck do you get off lecturing everyone about everything at a length that would make most pedants reach for the fucking Jaegar? You fucking slobber-monkey. > > You’re worse than John fucking Mace man - and that’s saying something. > > No matter the thread you can be counted on to provide - at painful length - some mindless fucking regurgitation of whatever everyone else has said better and with more brevity. > > It takes longer to skip your bloviations than it does to read most posts. And when I do accidentally read one I find myself going up to the top to see who the new moron is and lo and behold it’s you. > > Where do you get off lecturing everyone about everything? You must be a thousand years old to have had a chance to know so much and let the dementia told hold so firmly. > > NOBODY fucking cares what you have to say. Notice how seldom people reply to you? Do you think that there might be a reason for that? You are the sort of person who attends a party and causes everyone else to drink much more heavily. That is if you ever went to parties. > > I mean really man SHUT THE FUCK UP. If our electrons could meet mine would slap the shit out of yours while yours pontificated through the electron equivalent of busted lips about how properly electron box. > > You are a gelding in a herd telling the stallions how to fuck. > > You are a tit on a fish. > > I’d call you a carbuncle but I’m not entirely sure what one is though I’m certain they have more value than you do. I’d hate to denigrate fucking carbuncles. But I’ll denigrate your remora ass > > You’re a meatball, you’re a retread, you are a tiresome spinster waggling your unwarranted finger in the face of useful society. > > You fucking pug. > > It is internet trendy to tell people to kill themselves. Fuck that. I don’t want you to kill yourself. I want you to live. I want you to enjoy every pitiful pointless moment of what you are pleased to call a life. I just wish you would do it far away from a keyboard. > > Honestly I don’t know if you’re a pseudo-perspicacious ten-year old, a 3/4 retarded 40 year-old or a full on drooling-on-your-chin-senile 70 year old but regardless do the world a favour and remove yourself to a silent fucking hermitage. > > Take your sanctimonious fuck-nuttery and wedge it up your ass beside your **Big T** edious, **Big T** iresome, **Big T** roglodyte fucking melon you fucking **Big T** wat. > > Yours sincerely; > > **Big** **Z** eke Anemic pitting. You are trying way too hard, and the strain is visible. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/45 "2016-06-12T10:38:42Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I think ganging up on **Big T** is something people here do in order to fit in, be one of the cool kids. Its fucking lame. He makes himself an easy target, so y’all just flame him. Who fucking cares about any of this? Get a life. I could say the same about people who defend him. Saying “shut up BigTard” is not flaming. It’s calling him out on his constant nannying. It happens not because posters are trying to be cool, it happens because it’s true. If you don’t like it get a life yourself and stay out of the pit. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/46 "2016-06-12T12:32:34Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Anemic pitting. You are trying way too hard, and the strain is visible. > mmm You’re just jockeying to get the BigT…admit it. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/47 "2016-06-12T14:01:31Z")
The OP is just a bunch of generic insults. It offers no reason for a reader to understand why the target ought to be despised. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/48 "2016-06-12T15:17:28Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > The OP is just a bunch of generic insults. It offers no reason for a reader to understand why the target ought to be despised. It does give us some good ideas about despising the OP though. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/49 "2016-06-12T16:04:20Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > The OP is just a bunch of generic insults. It offers no reason for a reader to understand why the target ought to be despised. * * * > [@](#): > > Where the fuck do you get off lecturing everyone about everything at a length that would make most pedants reach for the fucking Jaegar? > [@](#): > > No matter the thread you can be counted on to provide - at painful length - some mindless fucking regurgitation of whatever everyone else has said better and with more brevity. > [@](#): > > Where do you get off lecturing everyone about everything? > [@](#): > > NOBODY fucking cares what you have to say. Notice how seldom people reply to you? Do you think that there might be a reason for that? You are the sort of person who attends a party and causes everyone else to drink much more heavily. You get the general idea, I hope. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/50 "2016-06-12T17:48:46Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I never understood the **Big T** hate. Even prior to this ridiculous OP. I mean, yeah, he started one weird pit thread having something to do with milk or something. IDK, I can’t remember the derails, but it was a big pile of “WTF”. > > Other than that, **Big T** has always come off as a rational, intelligent person. I appreciate his contributions. I won’t call it hate, but I’ve noticed he has the tendency to be quite sanctimonious. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/51 "2016-06-12T18:10:34Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > I won’t call it hate, but I’ve noticed he has the tendency to be quite sanctimonious. Hey! Just like you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/52 "2016-06-12T18:48:51Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Shut up, **ZekeTard** Got it in one. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/53 "2016-06-13T16:01:56Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I never understood the **Big T** hate. Even prior to this ridiculous OP. I mean, yeah, he started one weird pit thread having something to do with milk or something. IDK, I can’t remember the derails, but it was a big pile of “WTF”. He pitted his mom because when she was doing his shopping for him, because he’s a vampire and can’t leave her basement because the trees will see him, she bought the wrong cheese for him. Because he can’t eat cheese with shoes in them. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/54 "2016-06-13T18:16:46Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Anemic pitting. You are trying way too hard, and the strain is visible. I personally enjoyed “picayune widget” in the follow-up. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/55 "2016-06-13T19:46:22Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > I won’t call it hate, but I’ve noticed he has the tendency to be quite sanctimonious. Seconded. I think he’s a good soul and means well but he certainly can put the Big T in Tedious. So even though I can’t get quite as work up about Big T as **Zeke** does, this is the funniest OP I’ve read in the pit in a long while. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/56 "2016-06-13T20:01:01Z")
There are so many loathsome characters on here that I have a hard time getting fired up about BigT. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/57 "2016-06-13T22:34:03Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > There are so many loathsome characters on here that I have a hard time getting fired up about BigT. Really? A loathsome character would be the Orlando nightclub shooter, John Gotti or Justin Beiber. Surely no one who posts here falls into that category. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/58 "2016-06-13T22:59:43Z")
Who is this Big T? Is this the Proto Facist, Comb Over, Big T? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/59 "2016-06-14T17:10:42Z")
You’ve been here two years with 2.5 posts a day and you have no idea? What do you just hang out in the, “Hi, I like to have sex with frogs. Lets share stories.” thread. Is this in fact you: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k) ---
**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073/60 "2016-06-14T19:14:13Z")
[quote=“Drunky\_Smurf, post:59, topic:757073”] You’ve been here two years with 2.5 posts a day and you have no idea? What do you just hang out in the, “Hi, I like to have sex with frogs. Lets share stories.” thread. Is this in fact you: [/QUOTE] You owe me a new job asshole, I burst out laughing in the middle of the office. Put a warning on that next time…LMAO. /thread win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/big-t-can-eat-my-ass/757073.md?page=4)