# BigDog: Awesomely Creepy and Cool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 17, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705 "2008-03-17T21:45:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/21 "2008-03-18T15:56:41Z")

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Exceedingly cool.

[QUOTE=garygnu]  
Too bad a small explosive device thrown into its underbelly takes down the whole thing.  
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Until they make it smart enough to kick it back at you . . . :eek:

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/22 "2008-03-18T23:48:31Z")

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Wow!

It’s ability to recover is totally amazing.

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**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/23 "2008-03-19T00:42:18Z")

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It’s creepy as hell and twice as cool. It seems so alive, the way it was struggling desperately to remain on its feet when it was on the ice was like a deer or something. Freaky.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/24 "2008-03-19T01:06:16Z")

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I’m already trying to come up with strategies for defeating these things in case there’s a second American revolution and the government tries to use them against us.

Narrow, but deep holes in the ground? So its legs would get stuck? Maybe covered up with leaves so its operators wouldn’t see them?

Wires or steel cables stretched across a road to trip its legs?

That version they showed looked like it would be easy to destroy with a shotgun or a decently powered rifle. If there were armored versions made, a grenade would probably do it. There’s a limit to how strong they could make those legs and have them still be agile. Once the legs are gone, that’s it for the Big Dog.

Another option would be to deliberately lure the Big Dog into an area that was booby-trapped with hidden but highly toxic substances, say a shallow pool of water polluted with toxic waste. The robot would return to its operators, who would then sicken and die from the poison.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/25 "2008-03-21T00:49:34Z")

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[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]  
Wow. I think I’m going to have nightmares about that thing.  
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So, I’m reading about [swarms of lethally armed UAVs](http://www.defense-update.com/features/du-1-07/armedUAVs_10.htm)  
[Hanging bat-like on powerlines to recharge](http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/12/uav-power-lines.jpg) [(from here)](http://www.engadget.com/tag/uav/)

[I turn to the funnies for light relief](http://xkcd.com/251/)

Meanwhile one of the Terminator films is on the telly, with all that Skynet stuff  
I can’t rule out a nightmare or two myself (probably starting with the guy who kicked BigDog meeting a nasty mechanical end)

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/26 "2008-03-21T17:02:28Z")

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I better not every find that thing humping my dog…or my car!

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/27 "2008-03-21T18:41:30Z")

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Creepy that they put hair on its legs.

It can jump pretty high too. And hop along pretty fast. Looks faster than it’s walk.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/28 "2008-03-21T19:16:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Ogre]  
Man, that’s incredible. The uses for something like that are staggering.  
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Well punned, sir!

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigdog-awesomely-creepy-and-cool/441705/29 "2008-03-21T20:04:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
I’m already trying to come up with strategies for defeating these things in case there’s a second American revolution and the government tries to use them against us.  
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Fly in circles around the legs after launching a magnetic harpoon with a cable attached?

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