# Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Death

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920 "2012-08-28T13:22:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/61 "2012-08-31T12:02:22Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> No sympathy for the idiot in the suit but those poor kids. At 15 and 17 they’re both newish drivers and now they’ve killed someone. What a miserable experience for them.

Are you kidding??? Bragging rights for life!

“Hey, remember back in '12, that retard that thought that he was tricking everybody…”  
Curiously, just days ago, I watched this movie. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP6W0ZCQRg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP6W0ZCQRg)

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/62 "2012-08-31T13:52:40Z")

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Should have opted for wearing an Ursus Mark VII.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/63 "2012-08-31T14:06:16Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> But I wonder if anyone thought they had seen the Spiders from Mars.

Good one! I found your post by the glow from the beer light.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/64 "2012-09-01T02:43:50Z")

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One can never be too careful when pulling off a hoax, which is why I only dress up as a Yeti to scare kids on the bunny slopes.

And I wear a cup. Amateurs…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/65 "2012-09-01T05:12:24Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Do we know for sure he wasn’t a Bigfoot wearing a man-in-camouflage suit?

Ooh, good point. Bigfeet have been known to wear camo, carrying light beer in can cozies with witty sayings, to blend in.

But during deer season they switch to blaze orange.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigfoot-hoax-ends-in-death/632920/66 "2012-09-01T07:03:59Z")

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Jesus, what a dickfart. Can you imagine being a teenager and having to live the rest of your life with hitting a human being? Even if he \*was \*clinically brain-dead prior to the accident.

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