# Bigger asshole: Shawn Spencer from PSYCH, or Batman?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 4, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475 "2010-11-04T16:34:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/21 "2010-11-05T23:52:43Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Batman’s\*[maggie lawson naked]\* only an asshole\*[maggie lawson naked]\* when he’s badly written._[maggie lawson naked]_
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> Shawn’s not an asshole\*[maggie lawson naked]\*, he just has no \*[maggie lawson naked]\*self control.
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> _[maggie lawson naked]_

Not having self-control is what makes Shawn an ass.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/22 "2010-11-07T21:52:48Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Not having self-control is what makes Shawn an ass.

ass =/= asshole

_[maggie lawson naked]_

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/23 "2010-11-08T22:23:16Z")

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On what planet? On Earth in English, being an ass is synonymous with being an asshole. It’s purely a variant.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/24 "2010-11-08T22:25:35Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> On what planet? On Earth in English, being an ass is synonymous with being an asshole. It’s purely a variant.

TBG was just looking for an excuse to type _Maggie Lawson naked_ in pale grey, on account of his suspecting that I have a stash of such pics I am keepng from y’all just to be a Shawn Spencer.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/25 "2010-11-09T08:04:34Z")

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Roll your eyes all you want to but…

Shawn has been shown to actually be more effective when he’s in the “fun zone” even when, nay, especially when, dealing with genius serial killers like yin and yang.

Plus, most of his slackerdom and buffoonery has been shown to be due to overbearing Daddy issues.

Whereas… Batman is all serious mopey parent dying and/or cheating and burdening oneself with saving the world from superpowered accidental issues. He’s purely a dick-cause I either don’t have time to pretend social niceties or else because I take the world’s worst-case-scenarios on my shoulders.

So maybe it should be a tie. They both use dickery for the advancement of humanity.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/26 "2010-11-11T01:59:25Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> On what planet? On Earth in English, being an ass is synonymous with being an asshole. It’s purely a variant.

No, an ass is a foolish person. An asshole is a jerk.  
_ **Maggie Lawson naked.** _

damn no flashing or scrolling markup? i miss geocities…

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/27 "2010-11-11T03:00:10Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> On what planet? On Earth in English, being an ass is synonymous with being an asshole. It’s purely a variant.

Since when?

An ass is a fop, a fool, the court jester.

An arsehole on the other hand…

But then there is also an arse…which is a normally friendly person who’s being unusually unwieldy at the present time?

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/28 "2010-11-11T20:20:48Z")

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Can’t. Think. Of. Anything. But. Maggie. Lawson. Naked.

Thanks ☹

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/29 "2010-11-11T20:34:24Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> Can’t. Think. Of. Anything. But. Maggie. Lawson. Naked.
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> Thanks ☹

I’m getting the feeling that you might possibly want me to send you the video of Maggie Lawson naked sometime but you’re just not being clear.

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/30 "2010-11-13T05:13:47Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I’m getting the feeling that you might possibly want me to send you the video of Maggie Lawson naked sometime but you’re just not being clear.

I thbought long and hard about this. No, I don’t want you to send it to me. There HAS to be. Some sort of quid pro quo. You are evil, after all.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/31 "2010-11-13T11:51:21Z")

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Inspired by this weird thread, I made a [Maggie Lawson](http://guanolad.com/stuff/maggie_lawson_wallpaper.jpg) desktop wallpaper, in which she is _not_ naked.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/32 "2010-11-14T16:30:13Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> I thbought long and hard about this. No, I don’t want you to send it to me. There HAS to be. Some sort of quid pro quo. You are evil, after all.

I went ahead and uploaded it to your computer, hidden in another file. I promise that nothing bad will happen when you watch it.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/33 "2010-11-16T23:26:11Z")

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For you Maggie Lawson fans, I assume that you’ve all seen the practically unwatchable “Still Waiting” which features Ms. Lawson in the roll of a Hooters’ style waitress at a restaurant called “Ta-Ta’s”. It’s _ **practically** _ unwatchable.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bigger-asshole-shawn-spencer-from-psych-or-batman/559475/34 "2010-11-17T01:23:55Z")

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I kinda still have a crush on Corbin Bernsen from his LA Law days.

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