# Biggest bomb of all time??

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 22, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475 "2004-05-22T03:20:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/1 "2004-05-22T03:20:25Z")

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What is the biggest box office dud of all time? Vote for one of these or nominate one of your own!!!

**Gigli!** Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez fiasco.

**The Cotton Club** Richard Gere/Francis Ford Copola/Mario Puzo/Robert Evans. How could this have been such a piece of shit?

**Heaven’s Gate** did _anyone_ see this turd?

**Howard the Duck** richly deserved it’s failure.

**Town and Country** Warren Beatty in the biggest money loser of all time.

**The Adventures of Pluto Nash** almost as bad, in terms of money loss. Much worse, in terms of suckiness.

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**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/2 "2004-05-22T03:57:25Z")

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Well, financially, according to this link:  
[http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/records/budgets.html](http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/records/budgets.html)

Town and Country is the biggest loser of money. Some other movies are on the list that I actually enjoyed (Such as the “13th Warrior”).

As for my vote, I would have to say **The Postman**. Huge bust, in what the studio actually expected to be a big movie

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/3 "2004-05-22T04:09:54Z")

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All I have to say is…

Howard the Duck was awesome!

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**Author:** ![Wasabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@Wasabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wasabee)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/4 "2004-05-22T05:36:29Z")

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How can anyone not like a movie with DUCK TITS? My sister still hasn’t forgiven me for making her see Howard the Duck instead of Top Gun in the theater.

Oh and I also really like The Postman. But you’d be hard pressed to find a post-apoc (or in this case post-downfall of society) movie.

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**Author:** ![Wasabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@Wasabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wasabee)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/5 "2004-05-22T05:38:32Z")

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> [@Wasabee](#):
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> How can anyone not like a movie with DUCK TITS? My sister still hasn’t forgiven me for making her see Howard the Duck instead of Top Gun in the theater.
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> Oh and I also really like The Postman. But you’d be hard pressed to find a post-apoc (or in this case post-downfall of society) movie.

posted before I coudl finish my thought… you’d be hard pressed to find a post-apoc (or in this case post-downfall of society) movie that I didn’t like.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/6 "2004-05-22T06:47:35Z")

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A few months ago, I started a thread about “ **Cutthroat Island** ” stating that I thought it was pretty good and most SDMB folks agreed with me.

Anyway, that was a good link posted by **Supernova**.  
Some films that were not on that list are:  
“ **Cleopatra** ” (1963) - in its time it was _the_ standard by which all other box office bombs were to be judged.  
Where was **“Ishtar” and “Leonard Part 6”**? They have to be close to the Top 20.  
“ **Raise the Titanic** ” I also believe was a huge money loser.  
“ **Bear Island** ” (1979) seems to be a “forgotten” movie bomb - rarely mentioned in threads such as these.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/7 "2004-05-22T06:57:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I started a thread about “Cutthroat Island” stating that I thought it was pretty good and most SDMB folks agreed with me.

Now, now, I think the consensus was more that it was a _FUN_ film… let’s not use the “G-word” here… 😃

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/8 "2004-05-22T07:40:18Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Where was **“Ishtar” and “Leonard Part 6”**? .

Curse you for making me remember **Ishtar**!!! My Lord, that was a painful 2 hours!

Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman singing.

\*shudder \*

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/9 "2004-05-22T08:11:50Z")

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I’m very surprised _Ali_ was on there. Didn’t Will Smith get an Oscar nomination for it? You’d think the buzz from that (plus his star power and such) would have made it a better draw.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/10 "2004-05-22T08:14:47Z")

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Whoa, _Red Planet_ was a bomb? I _liked_ that movie! It was better than _Mission to Mars_, at least.

And, for some reason, _Waterworld_ actually turned a profit, but _13th Warrior_ bombed. There is no God.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/11 "2004-05-22T09:54:07Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> It was better than _Mission to Mars_, at least…

Yeah, but that’s not setting the bar very high.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/12 "2004-05-22T14:54:28Z")

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Take a look at the [IMDb’s bottom 100](http://www.amazon.imdb.com/chart/bottom).

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/13 "2004-05-22T15:03:19Z")

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> [@Jeff Olsen](#):
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> Take a look at the [IMDb’s bottom 100](http://www.amazon.imdb.com/chart/bottom).

Notice that six (1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9) were MST3K experiments.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/14 "2004-05-22T15:11:31Z")

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> **Heaven’s Gate** did _anyone_ see this turd?

Ahem.

_Heaven’s Gate_ is a _wonderful_ film! It was beautifully shot by Vilmos Zsigmond. The costumes and accoutrements were historically accurate. The story was good. (The story was based on actual events, BTW.) I thought the dance scene at Harvard went on _way_ too long, as did the roller-skating scene. Overall though, it was a beautiful film.

Of course, it _is_ blamed for causing the death of Universal Studios.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/15 "2004-05-22T15:12:47Z")

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Oh, yeah. Isabelle Hupert is naked in it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/16 "2004-05-22T15:19:39Z")

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> [@SuperNova](#):
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> Well, financially, according to this link:  
> [The Numbers - Movie Budgets, Most Expensive Movies, Most Profitable Movies, Biggest Money-Losing Movies](http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/records/budgets.html)
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> Town and Country is the biggest loser of money. Some other movies are on the list that I actually enjoyed (Such as the “13th Warrior”).
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> As for my vote, I would have to say **The Postman**. Huge bust, in what the studio actually expected to be a big movie

That site doesn’t seem to account video/dvd sales, which to my understanding are the saver of many a theatrical money loser. They’ve got the Boondock Saints up there as a loser, and while I’m sure it didn’t do brilliantly it eventually did at least well enough to justify a sequel.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/17 "2004-05-22T15:26:43Z")

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Are we talking about artisitically bad movies, or about movies that just didn’t recoup their costs?

_Cleopatra_ (1963) is an example of the latter. It’s not a bad movie at all; it received nine Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture and Best Actor (Rex Harrison), and won four Oscars. But it went horribly over budget, and ended up costing $40 million, the equivalent today of over $230 million, which put Fox in severe straits that only the success of _The Sound of Music_ (1965) helped alleviate.

Even _Heaven’s Gate_, with all its indulgences (the hopeless editing, the historical fictions) traceable back to director Michael Cimino, has some beautiful photography by Vilmos Zsigmond and solid art direction.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/18 "2004-05-22T15:29:18Z")

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I have a confession to make.

I saw _Freddy Got Fingered_. In the theater. On opening night.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/19 "2004-05-22T15:36:50Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> I have a confession to make.
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> I saw _Freddy Got Fingered_. In the theater. On opening night.

By yourself…

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-bomb-of-all-time/246475/20 "2004-05-22T16:52:31Z")

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Anyone mention Battlefield Earth yet?

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