# Biggest Loser - What a bunch of crybabies!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 30, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543 "2008-01-30T03:03:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/21 "2008-01-30T15:15:12Z")

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There really is no limit to the number of threads you can start on a Guest membership, is there?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/22 "2008-01-30T15:17:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Fat asses.  
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You know, you still haven’t posted that picture of yourself that I requested in your last thread on this topic.

So let’s see what _you_ look like.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/23 "2008-01-30T15:23:21Z")

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[QUOTE=essell]  
[Off Topic]I’d love to know what kind of friends you hang out with in real life. I bet it’s a wild night out drinking with your lot, given your odd tastes in people. [/off topic]  
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Friends? How dare you. I am a member of the SDMB.

So obviously I am tremendously overweight, unemployed, never leave my apartment, mildly retarded, homosexual, fascinated by comic books and professional wrestling, and desperately seeking approval of everyone else on this message board. Oh and single! I forgot single!  
(actually, I am rather boring in real life, although I do know these two guys named John and Todd who are sort of nut-jobs)

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**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/24 "2008-01-30T15:23:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Tikki]  
You know, despite what your name says, you’re really not all that fun.

You’re probably exaggerating about the two and a half inches too.  
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You owe me a new, dry keyboard. And another Diet Dr. Pepper.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/25 "2008-01-30T15:37:54Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Friends? How dare you. I am a member of the SDMB.

So obviously I am tremendously overweight, unemployed, never leave my apartment, mildly retarded, homosexual, fascinated by comic books and professional wrestling, and desperately seeking approval of everyone else on this message board. Oh and single! I forgot single!  
(actually, I am rather boring in real life, although I do know these two guys named John and Todd who are sort of nut-jobs)  
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Did you get confused and forget what board you were posting on? That joke is not going to play as well here as where it was inspired by.

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/26 "2008-01-30T15:49:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Lightray]  
There really is no limit to the number of threads you can start on a Guest membership, is there?  
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Feb 11, 2008.

That’s when this asshole’s guest membership expires, in case you’re counting the days like I am. I’d be happy if he fucked of right now.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/27 "2008-01-30T15:51:55Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Did you get confused and forget what board you were posting on? That joke is not going to play as well here as where it was inspired by.  
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It was meant sarcastically (everything except for the fact that IRL I am a rather quiet and boring guy). Of course I do not believe in those stereotypes. If anyone took offense then I apologize, I just think this entire thread is a bit silly, especially with the OP deliberately pulling the strings of a train-wrecking topic on the Dope.  
ETA: Although… I have been previously suspended for acting like an idiot before, crap, I’m a repeat offender.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/28 "2008-01-30T15:56:19Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
It was meant sarcastically (everything except for the fact that IRL I am a rather quiet and boring guy). Of course I do not believe in those stereotypes. If anyone took offense then I apologize, I just think this entire thread is a bit silly, especially with the OP deliberately pulling the strings of a train-wrecking topic her on the Dope.  
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No offense, but a large part of your audience here won’t know what the joke is. I was serious in my question.

I guess we can just consider it waving to the peanut gallery.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/29 "2008-01-30T16:04:49Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
No offense, but a large part of your audience here won’t know what the joke is. I was serious in my question.

I guess we can just consider it waving to the peanut gallery.  
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Actually, I would consider the stereotypes I abrasively brought up as internet-wide. I wasn’t even thinking of the same place you’re referring to when I brought them up in poor taste. As an example will point out the WoW episode of South Park. “Internet communities” whether they are message boards, gaming sites, or dating sites all carry those stereotypes; accurate or not.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/30 "2008-01-30T16:16:29Z")

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You clearly hate fat people (which I suppose is your right…), knowing that **The Biggest Loser** is a show about losing weight, why on earth would you watch the show? You really have that little to do? What’s worse is, you know the format and clearly you’ve watched ENOUGH of it to know that crying is a trend.

Seriously, get a life.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/31 "2008-01-30T16:23:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Fat asses.  
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I like big butts and I can not lie…

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/32 "2008-01-30T18:05:24Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
So obviously I am tremendously overweight, unemployed, never leave my apartment, mildly retarded, homosexual, fascinated by comic books and professional wrestling, and desperately seeking approval of everyone else on this message board. Oh and single! I forgot single!

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I think I’m in love! Ok ok, I’ve _been_ in love with you for a good minute now. Just so you know. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/33 "2008-01-30T18:14:23Z")

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Don’t mind me, I’m just subscribing to the flamefest.

:::sits back:::

:::munches popcorn:::

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/34 "2008-01-30T18:28:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
I like big butts and I can not lie…  
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You other brothers can’t deny…

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/35 "2008-01-30T19:48:24Z")

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It seems that some of the posters here have decided that my user name is a penis reference. However, it is not. What I find funny is that they are so offended by my calling out of people for something they can control (being fat) that they choose to call me out for something nobody can control (penis size).

What a bunch of hypocrites!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/36 "2008-01-30T19:52:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
It seems that some of the posters here have decided that my user name is a penis reference. However, it is not. What I find funny is that they are so offended by my calling out of people for something they can control (being fat) that they choose to call me out for something nobody can control (penis size).

What a bunch of hypocrites!  
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Damn, you are a good Troll. Nice logic twist there. How much longer do you plan to keep this charade up? No wonder \*\*bbs2k \*\* is enjoying your humor.

Right before you leave, could you do us a favor and let us know who you were?

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/37 "2008-01-30T19:59:40Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]

Right before you leave, could you do us a favor and let us know who you were?  
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I am thinking of staying.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/38 "2008-01-30T20:28:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
I am thinking of staying.  
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There’s a nice warm spot under the bridge for you. Fat ass.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/39 "2008-01-30T20:28:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
Don’t mind me, I’m just subscribing to the flamefest.

:::sits back:::

:::munches popcorn:::  
[/QUOTE]

Shh, we’re not supposed to say that! 😃

Surprisingly enough, if you go from a place where you have no work or family to distract you, and you spend all your waking hours exercising, especially under the watchful eyes of Bob or Jillian (hell, if it got Jillian to hug me, I’d cry every day), to home where you have to work, take care of your family, and such, you’re not going to lose so much weight so fast. It makes perfect sense. Once I sat down and worked out how many more calories a day you could possibly burn if you could use the time you’d ordinarily spend working at your job working out instead. I don’t remember what it was, but it was a lot.

Then again, maybe they secretly hate their families and don’t want to go home to them.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biggest-loser-what-a-bunch-of-crybabies/435543/40 "2008-01-30T20:32:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
It seems that some of the posters here have decided that my user name is a penis reference. However, it is not. What I find funny is that they are so offended by my calling out of people for something they can control (being fat) that they choose to call me out for something nobody can control (penis size).

What a bunch of hypocrites!  
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I just assumed it was your hat size.

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