# Bijou Drains

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 20, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821 "2014-02-20T21:15:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/21 "2014-02-22T00:58:17Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Maybe we can get this up to 1000 posts? After all, I am SO upset about being bashed by a bunch of unknown people on a message board!!!
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> BTW , they refunded part of my money so we are both happy now.

Only part? I thought they were going to be quaking in their boots!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/22 "2014-02-22T01:07:21Z")

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> [@Omar\_Little](#):
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> Not sure how big a dick he/she’s being…the garage was paid…an additional $100 filing fee for the small claims court that will probably be a waste of money…sounds more like a dumbass than a dick.

Why can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/23 "2014-02-22T02:17:37Z")

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I’m convinced that **bijoudrains** had a right to complain about his service bill (assuming truth in his posts), but it was the _way_ he complained, quickly reverting to ye olde threate of litigation rather than describing an attempt to reasonably engage the repair shop first before resorting to that tactic is what made him look like a dick. I think the initial complaint was valid, again, assuming truth in his posts.

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### Author: ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/24 "2014-02-22T05:06:17Z")

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BTW folks, this is not the first time he has made an ass of himself about [car repair](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507771).  
I particularly like this [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10862757&postcount=9)

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> Of course most mechanics at dealers are morons! Did you think they were Harvard Phd level people?

[AND](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10861802&postcount=19)

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> From what I have seen good mechanics are not at the dealers, they are at independent shops who can give me an honest answer and are cheaper to boot.

So I’m guessing that he found out that the guy at the independent isn’t a Nobel prize winner either.  
Tell me again how the dealership people are idiots.  
The irony is just wonderful.

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### Author: ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/25 "2014-02-22T11:51:44Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Maybe we can get this up to 1000 posts? After all, I am SO upset about being bashed by a bunch of unknown people on a message board!!!

Q.E.D. :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/26 "2014-02-22T11:59:27Z")

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Mechanics at dealers are the worst of all, they are just as stupid and charge more.

I guess if you have no brains and are an ex-con being a mechanic is a decent job.

BTW, as I stated these guys are not even mechanics, all they do is install tires. My regular shop does not do tires.

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### Author: ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/27 "2014-02-22T12:37:47Z")

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I need another word for cunt, quickly!

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### Author: ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/28 "2014-02-22T12:47:27Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Mechanics at dealers are the worst of all, they are just as stupid and charge more.
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> I guess if you have no brains and are an ex-con being a mechanic is a decent job.
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> BTW, as I stated these guys are not even mechanics, all they do is install tires. My regular shop does not do tires.

Dear god you’re dumb.

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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/29 "2014-02-22T14:58:38Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Q.E.D. :rolleyes:

Dude has been dead for about 5 years now. Don’t drag him into this conversation.

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### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/30 "2014-02-22T17:01:26Z")

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Are there many “shops that don’t do tires”? Seems like they are losing out on easy money. Maybe it’s an “not wanting to carry the excess inventory” thing.

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### Author: ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/31 "2014-02-22T19:25:48Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Are there many “shops that don’t do tires”? Seems like they are losing out on easy money. Maybe it’s an “not wanting to carry the excess inventory” thing.

It’s a space thing as well tires take up a lot of room, as well as being expensive.  
I think most dealerships carry tires now mostly as a convenience for our customers. At my new dealership we sell about 250 tires a month.

I do love how our guess of honor knows the only smart mechanics in the world, but the 46 guys that work for me at the largest Mercedes dealership in the United States are all ex-cons, thieves and idiots. This despite the fact that our cars are smarter than he is.

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### Author: ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/32 "2014-02-22T20:15:16Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> …but the 46 guys that work for me at the largest Mercedes dealership in the United States are all ex-cons, thieves and idiots.

So you admit it? :mad::mad:

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### Author: ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/33 "2014-02-22T20:51:18Z")

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It’s called sarcasm.

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### Author: ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/34 "2014-02-24T17:41:30Z")

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I only go to shops were the head mechanic has at least 3 tear drop tattooes. Then you know you’ve got quality.

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### Author: ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/35 "2014-02-25T15:56:20Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Maybe we can get this up to 1000 posts?

Done!

We put it on your VISA for $364.00.

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### Author: ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bijou-drains/681821/36 "2014-02-25T16:38:18Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> It’s called sarcasm.

Did you learn to be sarcastic in prison?

😉

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