Like a lot of folks, I grew up before bike helmets appeared on the scene. So I never wore 'em.
But a couple years ago, while having an introspective moment, I was considering that I wore helmets while riding horses, and helmets while flying open-cockpit ultralights and experimental airplanes, and while this sort of safety equipment wasn’t exactly wonderfully comfortable it wasn’t that bad, either. And certainly, the helmet did me some good that time I was bucked off a horse and came to a halt by slamming into the side of a barn, whacking my head along with multiple other body parts. And I kind of wish I had been wearing a visor as well as a helmet that time I encountered a large bug (I suspect dragonfly, but it was hard to tell from the debris) about 1200 feet of the ground at 70mph that left a divot in my forehead. Also handy that time I was up with a friend and we hit turbulence and I got my head whacked against a support tube in his homebuilt. Ya know, maybe helmets have their uses, even on the road and even on a bicycle.
I still didn’t go out an buy one immediately. But then I started working for this really nice lady who just happened to be totally deaf. I asked how this came to be (it was obvious from the quality of her speech that she had not been born deaf). Well… it seems she was out biking one day and fell off, suffering a head injury who’s only lasting effect was complete, total, and permanent deafness.
OK, maybe it really was time to consider a bike helmet.
Well, heck, if I’m going to do this I’m going to do it right. Did some research, checked consumer’s digest for their helmet comparisons, learned how they were supposed to fit, etc. Went out to several places, tried on many helmets (I knew if it wasn’t at least halfway comfortable I wasn’t going to wear it) and finally found one with lots of airvents that sat properly on my head. Also, was a bright, eye-shocking screaming purple to match my magenta and yellow bike (I’m not into pastels - surprise, huh?).
So, there I am, ready to bike down to the airport with my nice, shiny new helmet. I put it on and I felt like… a dork.:rolleyes: A safe, responsible dork but a dork nonetheless. But, hey, I persevered and pedaled down the road anyway.
I get to the airport. Now, the guys down there are a bit, um, rough shall we say and I was expecting this fellows to give me a hard time. I mean, not only to we got pilots down there but we got motorcycle dudes and dirt-bike dudes and car racing dudes and just basically ballsy he-men wall-to-wall. And here I am, Miz Not-Subtle on a neon-flourescent bike with equally bright dork-helmet on. I was expecting a ribbing, ya know? I mean, they had already kidded me about the bike (Hey, if bicycles were good enough for the Wright brothers they’re good enough for me)
So, two guys see me in the parking lot and they say… “Nice helmet, goes with the bike” and walk on by. The next guy pats me on the back and says “Atta girl, more people should wear those.” Then the former Indy car driver tells me it’s about time I got a helmet for the bike, he’d been meaning to mention it to me. And the next guy… well, basically no ribbing, no kidding. All these ballsy he-guys were all for it, although some made comments about how I must be colorblind to pick out the sort of screaming color combinations I do.
I wear the dorkhelmet whenever I’m on the bike now. Just like I always wear the seatbelt and don’t drink alcohol and operate moving vehicles. If someone doesn’t like it they can go suck an egg.