# Bilbo/Frodo's Birthday's upcoming - Sept 22

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 20, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740 "2003-09-20T02:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740/1 "2003-09-20T02:47:55Z")

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Any real geeky people out there who celebrate the hobbittses birthday? I’ll bring the lembas. Somebody bring the ale, pints, and rum. Let’s party.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740/2 "2003-09-21T06:23:09Z")

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It comes in pints???

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**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740/3 "2003-09-21T08:16:19Z")

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I heard a bite of lembas bread wil keep a man full for days.  
How many did you eat?

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bilbo-frodos-birthdays-upcoming-sept-22/202740/4 "2003-09-21T08:26:39Z")

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I don’t know. Once you been given the One Ring on your birthday, well…

I mean, just how do you compete with THAT?