# Bill Clinton fucked supermodel Elizabeth Hurley in the White House (says Tom Sizemore) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593 "2014-02-05T18:56:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/61 "2014-02-06T05:36:02Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Comparing Ms. Clinton to Ms. Fonda’s episode of treason is disheartening. As a lefty liberal, I despise Fonda’s betrayal. Hillary Clinton has honorably served her country as a great Secretary of State. Well, I did say I despise Hillary slightly less than I despise Hanoi Jane. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/62 "2014-02-06T07:09:16Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Well, I did say I despise Hillary slightly less than I despise Hanoi Jane. There really isn’t anything to despise about Hillary Clinton. She’s led an honorable life. Of course, I could see how despicable that makes it when one is an opponent and knows that unless she croaks of natural causes she will be the next president. And you can bet that she is being very careful about her health. I really wanted Hillary in 08 just because the righties truly hated her and she had their number. I was never convinced that Obama was going to treat the Republicans as anything but friends disagreeing. Hillary knows better. She will show up loaded for bear. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/63 "2014-02-06T07:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Andrew Cuomo’s wife, Kathleen Kennedy, famously cheated on her husband Andrew Cuomo and to the best of my knowledge that never hurt his political career. He’s boinking _Sandra Lee_, and it doesn’t seem to have hurt his political career. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/64 "2014-02-06T07:35:35Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Now we know why [Bill is smiling](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/05/article-2552236-1B3811CD00000578-197_636x382.jpg). > I agree it seems unlikely. Hurly is way too good looking to be screwing a middle aged President 15 years ago. I’m probably quite wrong, but I think the President of the US is way too important to be written off for being “middle aged”. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/65 "2014-02-06T07:36:39Z")
If you’re going to google Tom Sizemore, avoid the image search. He’s been so desperate for cash in the past that he’s done a considerable amount of outright porn, and it’s really nothing you want to see… ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/66 "2014-02-06T07:47:44Z")
Let Bill call the shots at the White House? I won’t believe that. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/67 "2014-02-06T07:50:28Z")
[Aaaand now he says he made it up.](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/elizabeth-hurley-slams-bill-clinton-affair-rumors-article-1.1602983) Anyone who’s surprised? Anyone…? How would he have known, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/68 "2014-02-06T13:21:03Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > [Aaaand now he says he made it up.](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/elizabeth-hurley-slams-bill-clinton-affair-rumors-article-1.1602983) > > Anyone who’s surprised? Anyone…? > > How would he have known, anyway? I must admit, I’m a little disappointed. I was mentally high-fiving ol’ Bill. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/69 "2014-02-06T15:41:10Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > As for back to the more light-hearted 90s’ theme of who is Bill Clinton boinking now, if I were POTUS and unmarried (not since TR) I’d be having lots of movie nights at the White House and sneaking actresses upstairs. . Sneaking, schmeaking, if I’m single and so are they (and the background check is clean) I’ll just casually walk off with her on my arm(\*) like nothing’s the matter. (\* or with one on each arm if I really feel like riling up the Talk Radio circuit) I **would** stop short of holding the SOTU staff afterparty at Archibald’s on K St., though. Dignity of the office and all that, y’know. … Me, I grew fond of Mrs. Clinton partly because she got the RW red in the face and foaming at the mouth. Anyone who could elicit so much raw personal hatred from Rush L had to be doing something right. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/70 "2014-02-06T16:53:40Z")
If this is true, I take my hat off to Mr. Clinton once again. I think it’s just super that he can get away with this and use his fame and station in life to attract women and make love with them. All I can say about that is, “If he can get away with that, then all the more power to him.” Elizabeth Hurley is an exquisitely beautiful woman and they are two consenting adults. So what the Heck? If they want to, why shouldn’t they have a go at it? ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/71 "2014-02-06T16:55:43Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > They don’t look very chummy there, _and_ that looks like a pretty recent picture. She is an actress and they may have discussed this and decided to intentionally try to deceive the media when they are in public. If I was Bill, I certainly would try to do that. I would not try to let anyone see that we were having relations based on the way we looked at each other. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/72 "2014-02-06T16:56:05Z")
Ugh. If they based this on a years-old tape recording of Sizemore when he was drugged up, that’s somehow even more pathetic and sleazy. Although if it’s old I guess it at least means he hasn’t just had a relapse. > [@Charlie\_Wayne](#): > > She is an actress and they may have discussed this and decided to intentionally try to deceive the media when they are in public. If I was Bill, I certainly would try to do that. The OP said they looked very chummy in the photo. They don’t. Anyway it’s academic since the “source” of the story admitted the whole thing is bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/73 "2014-02-06T18:06:27Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > I must admit, I’m a little disappointed. I was mentally high-fiving ol’ Bill. Me too. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/74 "2014-02-06T18:37:57Z")
> [@Esco](#): > > They wanna smear both Clintons because their political enemies figure if Hillary wins POTUS then Bill will be in the White House probably every day, and calling the shots behind the curtains. When Bill was Pres., one of the right-wing talking points was that Hilary was really running things, so it only seems fair to let Bill run events from behind the scenes after Hilary gets elected. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/75 "2014-02-06T18:53:03Z")
Clearly it will hurt any stance on immigration that Hillary takes, if her husband was boinking a foreigner. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/76 "2014-02-06T19:42:39Z")
Its the Spring of the year where candidates are expected to declare if they are running or not. The major front runner for the other party just shot himself in the foot with GWB-gate. Suddenly, and actor who is not known to make political statements (but is known to have drug dependence) comes out of left field with a wild slanderous statement that can’t be unheard even when taken back. Q: How hard is it to imagine him being cornered and ‘reasoned with’ ? "Tommy… you leak this and you get the drugs. See? Over there on the table? Bags and bags of it… kinda looks like bags of rice from here, huh? Our connections will do Very well if Hillary doesn’t win and all you have to do is say Liz was sleeping with her husband. Its not like Liz is sleeping with you now, is it? And look… all that coke… just collecting dust. Besides, if you don’t do it? Jimmy there… he just might stop taking your calls. You know what a week cold turkey feels like? Imagine two. Then three. And all the while all that coke, sitting right there. Crying for you. So what do you say? The phone is over there. I can have Cindy set up lines for you while you dial…" ---
**Author:** ![vontsira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/51bf81/32.png) [@vontsira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vontsira)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/77 "2014-02-06T19:42:54Z")
This story, with its “cast”, just strikes me as surreal. Brings to mind – Clinton / Hurley as a much-lesser version – the daft Eastern European tale in which, for the sake of the point, history is adjusted; so that Hermann Goering lives a good deal longer than he did in reality: say, the Allies adjudge him to have been wicked, but not the very worst of the worst – so instead of executing him (I know that he committed suicide anyway), they sentence him to life imprisonment. Many years down the line, he dies, and goes to hell. The Devil meets him, and says, “Well, Hermann, you’ve been a very bad boy, and you’ll have to be punished for all eternity. Still, you were by no means the worst of the big Nazis; so we’ll cut you a bit of slack. We’ll let you choose what your eternal punishment will be. I’ll take you around, so you can get some idea of what you might prefer.” Off they go, and come to the spot where Hitler is getting what he deserves – being skinned alive and then disembowelled by demons, over and over again. Goering has a look, and says, “Well, I don’t fancy that much – can we see some other options?” “OK”, says the Devil, and on they go. They reach where Mussolini is getting what’s coming to him – being stretched apart on the rack, over and over again for ever. Goering isn’t very keen on that idea, either. They walk on – see various villains of the era, getting their come-uppance – Quisling, Pétain, Pavelič – and Goering is not taken with any of the punishments witnessed. The Devil starts to get a bit impatient – “my word, you’re hard to please; you’ll have to pick something, you know.” On they go still further; and reach a place where they see Stalin vigorously and passionately fucking Greta Garbo. “Hey !” says Goering, “that’s the ticket – I choose Stalin’s punishment !” The Devil heaves a deep sigh and says, “You really don’t get it, do you, Hermann ? – that’s Garbo’s punishment.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/78 "2014-02-06T19:48:46Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Its the Spring of the year where candidates are expected to declare if they are running or not. I think you’re a year early. There’s no particular reason for anyone to declare this year and there will be Congressional elections in the fall. What the prospective candidates are doing now is testing the waters, raising money quietly, and putting together campaign organizations. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/79 "2014-02-06T21:33:15Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > The only way this is a _story_ is if Hillary joined them. And there is no way that knowing that Hillary is a freak would hurt her chances of becoming POTUS; hell, it’d prolly give her a huge boost at the polls. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/80 "2014-02-06T22:03:14Z")
The thing that keeps coming to my mind is the novel and movie Fail Safe. At the end the President of the U.S. sends a bomber to bomb the American city (I think New York, but I’m not certain) his wife is in in compensation for blowing up a major Russian City (I think Moscow, but I’m not sure). I can see the situation if Hillary were president and on the phone to Moscow. "Oh gosh, one of our B-52s killed a cow outside Minsk? Jeeze, I’m sorry. Let me do something in payback…Let me see we have an American official, a former president as it turns out, on the road outside Topeka…No, No, it’s the least we can do…really, it’s no problem. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593.md?page=5)