# Bill Clinton fucked supermodel Elizabeth Hurley in the White House (says Tom Sizemore) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593 "2014-02-05T18:56:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Esco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de053/32.png) [@Esco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esco)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/121 "2014-02-10T22:45:10Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Hold the phone. You’re a conservative? I though you were just gossiping about something you saw in the tabloids even though it was ludicrous and obviously bullshit. Do you think this is really a significant political issue? I’m actually socially Liberal and fiscally right-wing. The Clinton story I just found kinda amusing and interesting, I wasnt trying to make any political points ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/122 "2014-02-23T21:13:53Z")
If I was the POTUS, I would take each and every opportunity to have sex with a beautiful model that I could. I would especially take all such opportunities if my wife was Hilary. Have you seen any pictures of her lately? Wow! She certainly did turn into a big old hag in no time at all. I always knew that women could become hags in a very short time. But I had no idea they could become so \*\*very \*\*haggard in **such** a short time. I think Hilary deserves some kind of medal for educating the American people just how quickly a lady can become so haggard. I am left wondering whether I would ever want to get married, given what can happen to my bride. Oh, yeepers! What a terrible fate awaits me and all other husbands if women can undergo such an intensive transformation and do that so very quickly. It is enough to make a man cry and cry and cry. Oh Lord! What fairness is there in this world? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/123 "2014-02-23T21:53:49Z")
If you’re rich enough, you can always get a younger wife. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/124 "2014-02-23T23:51:55Z")
Or you can just let the women know you feel that way, and then get NO women to marry you to begin with, saving a lot of intermediate steps. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/125 "2014-02-24T02:19:29Z")
I know its none of my business, but this entire thread is based on a lie, F-bombs a politician in the title, and is sitting in MPSIMS. May I ask why this isnt in The Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/126 "2014-02-24T02:20:36Z")
Cause people want it to be true? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/127 "2014-02-24T17:28:41Z")
The tabloids think it’s true. But they also think Sid Caesar is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/128 "2014-02-25T20:03:26Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > The tabloids think it’s true. But they also think Sid Caesar is still alive. Isn’t he? I just had one of his salads the other day… ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593/129 "2014-02-25T20:18:58Z")
That was Cesar Romero. (Who, like Generalissimo Francisco Franco, it also still dead) 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-fucked-supermodel-elizabeth-hurley-in-the-white-house-says-tom-sizemore/680593.md?page=6)