# Bill Clinton is kicked out by the Supremes AND the Temptations!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938 "2001-10-02T07:41:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/1 "2001-10-02T07:41:02Z")

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Since I lack the gravitas that makes for those lengthy, earnest, worthy and dead-boring great debates, I would just like to waste a little band-width by raising the following interesting topics.

1. Has anyone seen any of these celebrities taking a pee and did they fold or bunch?

2. How well do you want to not know me?

3. Henry James and Edith Wharton - Steel Cage Death Match?

4. I hate my awful work colleagues worse than you hate YOUR awful work colleagues.

5. I’m angry, I’m hungry, and I’m going to drive to the Park.

6. Help me win this radio quiz by telling me to use Google.

7. Nostradamus predicts that the very next poster will say something obvious and rude

8. Is an amusing thread title reason enough to start a lame thread?

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/2 "2001-10-02T09:10:18Z")

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The way I heard it, he was also kicked out by the Four Tops and the Five Bottoms.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/3 "2001-10-02T09:59:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Redboss \*  
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> 5. I’m angry, I’m hungry, and I’m going to drive to the Park.  
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Maybe I’m just tired, or been online for too long, but this line just cracked me up.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/4 "2001-10-02T11:02:45Z")

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Somewhere in that list you forgot the essential  
Hi, Opal

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/5 "2001-10-02T11:29:46Z")

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I like the fact that there are two #7’s. I figure you can’t have enough sevens.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/6 "2001-10-02T11:47:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \*  
> I like the fact that there are two #7’s. I figure you can’t have enough sevens.

Damn you **CalMeacham** and all of the other seven-lovers like you. It’s the fault of you and your ilk that we are overrun with that awful bent-stick numeral.

Fie on you.

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Yoaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8797f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Yoaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Yoaz)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/7 "2001-10-02T14:55:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Billdo \*
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> **Fie** on you.

No no no, it should be **five** on him, because, as we all know, **five** is the bane of all **seven** -lovers.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/8 "2001-10-02T15:02:20Z")

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But this is all pointless, because, as it has been pointed out, there was no 2. Hi Opal! in there, so they really aren’t 7’s but transposed 8’s.

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/9 "2001-10-03T05:41:49Z")

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You see everybody! Now repeat after me:

“It doesn’t matter if you have an amusing thread title, if you haven’t got something to say”

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/10 "2001-10-03T05:46:54Z")

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Oh, I dunno, **Redboss** …

I mean, I’ve seen more pointless thyreads succeed than not here in MPSIMS…

Which, after all, is exactly as it should be 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/11 "2001-10-03T14:24:00Z")

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Cow lips. It reminded me of cow lips.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

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> 1. Has anyone seen any of these celebrities taking a pee and did they fold or bunch?

Carrot Top origamied.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clinton-is-kicked-out-by-the-supremes-and-the-temptations/84938/12 "2001-10-03T17:28:32Z")

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> \*\*Bill Clinton is kicked out by the Supremes AND the Temptations!!

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Did he honestly think that simply moving to Harlem after his presidency could get him into a black singing group?

He should have tried the sax angle.

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> \*\*1. Has anyone seen any of these celebrities taking a pee and did they fold or bunch?

\*\*  
I once peed next to a U.S. Representative.

I didn’t shake his hand. Or anything else.
