# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/1 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")
So, we can agree that Hillary is a lock, yes? So that means Bill Clinton and his notorious penis can finally move back into the White House? Is this a vindication of the sort of entitled male culture that, on meeting a new woman of moderate sexiness, simply drops trousers and says, “Kiss it!”? Are you relieved? Excited? Hot and/or bothered? Dare I suggest, dismayed? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/2 "2015-12-18T23:21:32Z")
No, Hillary is not a lock. I try not to think about her husband’s equipment. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/3 "2015-12-18T23:33:32Z")
What a bizarre question. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/4 "2015-12-18T23:35:17Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > No, Hillary is not a lock. I try not to think about her husband’s equipment. But do you succeed? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/5 "2015-12-18T23:43:06Z")
Can you pass me some of that good shit? ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/6 "2015-12-18T23:55:02Z")
This is a witnessing thread for the cult of [The Clenis.](http://wikiality.wikia.com/wiki/The_Clenis) ---
**Author:** ![UberArchetype](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UberArchetype](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UberArchetype)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/7 "2015-12-19T00:12:00Z")
Mr. Bill’s penis gets what Mr. Bill’s penis wants - White House or not! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/8 "2015-12-19T01:48:46Z")
Do I understand the OP is suggesting that Hillary should not be elected because her husband cheated on her? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/9 "2015-12-19T01:57:05Z")
I’d laugh pretty hard if Hillary divorced Bill in her acceptance speech for her second term as president. ---
**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/10 "2015-12-19T02:04:26Z")
I’m curious if the sexual indiscretions of any of the previous first ladies have ever been a political concern. I just want a sane, competent, experienced president. The fact that her husband will be be a solid advisor is a positive; his sexual history is irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/11 "2015-12-19T02:47:26Z")
I’m moving this to the Pit. The OP itself is right on the edge of the ‘sexual gratification’ rule anyway. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/12 "2015-12-19T02:51:51Z")
> [@Twoflower](#): > > I’m curious if the sexual indiscretions of any of the previous first ladies have ever been a political concern. > > I just want a sane, competent, experienced president. The fact that her husband will be be a solid advisor is a positive; his sexual history is irrelevant. Thinking that is what led to GWB being President. Clinton has not changed. Starting around September you’re going to be seeing stories on his more lurid affairs, and the media hasn’t even begun to explore his friend Jeffrey Epstein. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/13 "2015-12-19T02:54:46Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Is this a vindication of the sort of entitled male culture that, on meeting a new woman of moderate sexiness, simply drops trousers and says, “Kiss it!”? … when and where did that “culture” happen? Does that happen to you a lot? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/14 "2015-12-19T02:55:20Z")
At least, so far as we know, Bill Clinton [doesn’t want to bang his daughter](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qa0jdp/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-again--don-t-forget--donald-trump-wants-to-bang-his-daughter). ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/15 "2015-12-19T02:56:34Z")
Wow. A bunch of innocents here. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/16 "2015-12-19T02:58:19Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > … when and where did that “culture” happen? Does that happen to you a lot? And if so, is our OP some kind of obscure stealth brag? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/17 "2015-12-19T03:00:35Z")
Isn’t there some rule about politicians having to give up their seats on company boards while holding certain offices? Bill may not be formally holding an office, but maybe he could be required to store his junk in a safety deposit box somewhere for the duration. (Myself, I do consider Hillary a lock.) ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/18 "2015-12-19T03:03:16Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Wow. A bunch of innocents here. Oh, trust me, I’m far from innocent. But I’d still like to know if guys dropping trou and telling you to “kiss it” (immediately upon meeting you no less) is a regular occurrence for you, as that’s one I admittedly haven’t heard of. And does it work? ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/19 "2015-12-19T03:03:44Z")
He should just control himself, and if he can’t, Hillary should just finally admit that her husband is mentally ill. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/20 "2015-12-19T03:04:15Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Wow. A bunch of innocents here. Just confused about your point. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=2)