# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/181 "2015-12-24T08:29:41Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > Ladies and Gentlemen, the President will now bake the Inaugural Pot Pie. > > And coming up, She will give the annual State of The White House Drapes Address. Draperies. “Drape” is a verb. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/182 "2015-12-24T08:38:39Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I think what you’re really worried about is just how much he’d sell out his wife to avoid the revelation. You really are a mealy clot of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/183 "2015-12-24T08:51:12Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > Ladies and Gentlemen, the President will now bake the Inaugural Pot Pie. Cookies, damn it! She will stay home and bake the Inaugural Cookies. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/184 "2015-12-24T10:45:07Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > You really are a mealy clot of shit. I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/185 "2015-12-24T10:46:57Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards? This is not about John Edwards. This is about you. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/186 "2015-12-24T11:09:54Z")
Actually, it’s about Bill Clinton if you want to be technical. ---
**Author:** ![botsgotme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@botsgotme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/botsgotme)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/187 "2015-12-24T13:40:18Z")
Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH: -female interns must be warned -no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours -state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service Good times! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/188 "2015-12-24T13:42:17Z")
> [@botsgotme](#): > > Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH: > -female interns must be warned > -no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours > -state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service > Good times! Can I watch your head explode after the election? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/189 "2015-12-24T13:45:55Z")
> [@botsgotme](#): > > Implications of having a pedophile predator in the WH: > -female interns must be warned > -no unaccompanied minor females allowed on tours > -state dinners must have the “First Husband” watched by Secret Service > Good times! When did he involve anyone underage? ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/190 "2015-12-24T14:17:06Z")
He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/191 "2015-12-24T14:19:42Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one. So, guilt by association then? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/192 "2015-12-24T14:34:56Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > Uh, wind instruments need air to escape. One hole does not allow that. Oh, something escapes, all right. Trust me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/193 "2015-12-24T14:47:18Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > He himself didn’t, but he sure didn’t mind palling around with one. [From here.](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/01/07/catnip-for-media-bill-clinton-tangential-tie-to-appalling-sex-scandal.html) > [@](#): > > Now it’s perfectly fair to question Clinton’s judgment in hanging around with a man who turned out to be a sleazebag. **Between 2002 and 2005** , Clinton sometimes flew on Epstein’s jet to the tycoon’s private Caribbean island, where Epstein is alleged to have kept underage girls as sex slaves, according to press reports that followed a lawsuit against Epstein. > > A tantalizing story line—but here are some other details. > > Clinton apparently broke off his friendship with Epstein after the police investigation of him was reported, a probe that led to the \*\*2008 \*\*conviction. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/194 "2015-12-24T15:05:34Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards? What the fuck? You have your synapses set on “random shuffle” again. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/195 "2015-12-24T15:15:33Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards? Is this some sort of weird variation on “I know I am, but what are you?” ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/196 "2015-12-24T15:17:41Z")
More, why are you so mad at me instead of at the guys who are actively sabotaging your favored party? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/197 "2015-12-24T15:34:47Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > More, why are you so mad at me instead of at the guys who are actively sabotaging your favored party? Because you can’t resist the desire to mischaracterize the facts. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/198 "2015-12-24T16:44:42Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I am not an advocate of dirty politics, but when a party disregards the most basic tenets of morality and sense, much as Bill Clinton himself did, then it actually does good to teach them the error of their ways by making them fully reap the consequences of their decision. > > Bill Clinton’s affairs aren’t important? Let’s see what happens when he’s blackmailed. Better us than foreign governments. He’s already demonstrated that he’ll do anything to get out of having his affairs revealed. Does anyone here think he’d bravely do the right thing if faced with that choice? Please tell me how your front runner is better. Clinton got a blowjob. Trump has had numerous affairs, one which he actually left his wife for. Is that your idea of basic tenets of morality? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/199 "2015-12-24T18:17:43Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I’m just a poster. If I’m a mealy clot of shit, what was John Edwards? You’re such a liar, that you pretend I’m supporting John Edwards. You’re dishonest filth. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/200 "2015-12-24T18:20:47Z")
> [@Subterraneanus](#): > > You need a hobby. > [@adaher](#): > > After 2016, it will be complaining about the Republicans not getting anything useful done despite having control of everything. He meant something like paint by numbers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=11)