# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/341 "2015-12-31T04:44:14Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > You can believe that all you want, but not many people agree with you. As I’ve pointed out above his approval rating was over 60 percent when he left office, eg AFTER he was impeached. Getting a blow job didn’t actually hurt his approval rating, it actually increased it. THAT WAS MY POINT. (Or maybe it wasn’t, but it should have been.) And finally the OP may sink in. Bill Clinton’s _penis_ is popular. Bill Clinton was a mediocre President for a moderate, and a sellout for a liberal.\* But his sexual exploits have (apparently) made him a rock star in voters’ minds. \*Despite the fact that his sexual exploits weren’t really anything that amazing or studly. He was mostly a pathetic grabby boss whose greatest success in the White House was when he found a homely intern willing to settle for oral. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/342 "2015-12-31T05:00:55Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Bill Clinton was a mediocre President for a moderate Nope, he was the best President the US has had in the last 20 years. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/343 "2015-12-31T05:21:51Z")
I’m not sure where anyone gets the idea that WJC was a _liberal_ president. He was a **NOT-REPUBLICAN** , and that’s something I’ve resigned myself to being the best we can hope for, at least for a few more terms. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/344 "2015-12-31T05:30:24Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > Nope, he was the best President the US has had in the last 20 years. We agree on something at least. But see, that’s the irony. The very things that we were willing to overlook when Clinton was President are a lot harder to overlook when he’s just roaming the White House looking for college girls to diddle. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/345 "2015-12-31T05:40:43Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > he’s just roaming the White House looking for college girls to diddle. Unless he’s some kind of superman then I assume his Libido has somewhat ebbed in the last 20 years. He’ll be 70 next year when his Penis moves into the white house. Even Hugh Hefner slowed down with age. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/346 "2015-12-31T05:46:43Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > Nope, he was the best President the US has had in the last 20 years. Why twenty, rather than, say, forty? Surely you can’t seriously believe Reagan and GHWB were better presidents. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/347 "2015-12-31T05:50:10Z")
I think his penis ought to go to the Smithsonian when he dies. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/348 "2015-12-31T06:23:14Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Why twenty, rather than, say, forty? Surely you can’t seriously believe Reagan and GHWB were better presidents. You’re right, Bill Clintons Penis was a better President than Reagan’s Ballsack or GHWB’s arsecrack. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/349 "2015-12-31T07:54:32Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > And finally the OP may sink in. Bill Clinton’s _penis_ is popular. Bill Clinton was a mediocre President for a moderate, and a sellout for a liberal.\* But his sexual exploits have (apparently) made him a rock star in voters’ minds. \*. Who thinks this? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything like this. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/350 "2015-12-31T08:10:32Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > Who thinks this? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything like this. Apparently some bitter republicans who haven’t been laid in the last 20 years think this. They’re still obsessing over Bill Clintons Penis after all this time. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/351 "2015-12-31T11:44:23Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > You’re right, Bill Clintons Penis was a better President than Reagan’s Ballsack or GHWB’s arsecrack. Because somebody has to say it: _Band names!_ ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/352 "2015-12-31T11:46:52Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > Who thinks this? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything like this. Fantasy-liberals think this. I learn stuff about fantasy-world-liberals from Dopers all the time. You’ll never believe what those idiot fantasy-world-libs believe… what a bunch of jackasses they are, living in their fantasy/not-real world! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/353 "2015-12-31T11:49:05Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > Nope, he was the best President the US has had in the last 20 years. That’s damning with faint praise. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Why twenty, rather than, say, forty? Surely you can’t seriously believe Reagan and GHWB were better presidents. And yet that’s the implication. Of course, if we go back 40, we hit Ford and Carter, and it’s a contest again. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/354 "2015-12-31T12:18:27Z")
And going back further gets – problematic. ETA: At least until we reach Ike/HST/FDR territory. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/355 "2015-12-31T14:23:58Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Fantasy-liberals think this. I learn stuff about fantasy-world-liberals from Dopers all the time. You’ll never believe what those idiot fantasy-world-libs believe… what a bunch of jackasses they are, living in their fantasy/not-real world! Those shitheads are always making us look bad. If I ever meet one, I’m gonna give him a punch that passes right through him and knocks me off balance. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/356 "2015-12-31T14:53:12Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > And finally the OP may sink in. Bill Clinton’s _penis_ is popular. Bill Clinton was a mediocre President for a moderate, and a sellout for a liberal.\* But his sexual exploits have (apparently) made him a rock star in voters’ minds. I recognize that this is an opinion, and of course you’re welcome to it. But I also don’t know who, apart from a small population of dudebros I suppose, believes this. That is to say, cite? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/357 "2016-01-01T03:26:04Z")
I like how the media focus is now on Bill Clinton’s pathologies and her efforts as an enabler. Hillary should never have played the war on women card. ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/358 "2016-01-01T03:27:19Z")
I’m quite willing to entertain the possibility that Bill Clinton is a rapist. It isn’t proven, but if it _were_ proven, I can’t really say I’d be surprised. It’s not going to stop me from supporting Hillary for president, though. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/359 "2016-01-01T03:31:36Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I like how the media focus is now on Bill Clinton’s pathologies and her efforts as an enabler. It is? ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/360 "2016-01-01T03:33:17Z")
Several op-eds about Clinton in the media the last few days from major columnists: Ruth Marcus went so far as concede that the criticism of Clinton is valid, and we already know what Maureen Dowd thinks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=19)