# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/21 "2015-12-19T03:13:37Z")
I for one hope The First Lady-Mans’ penis is thoroughly satisfied whether his ball and chain becomes Prezzy or not. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/22 "2015-12-19T03:25:21Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Can you pass me some of that good shit? If that’s the good shit, I’d hate to see the bad stuff! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/23 "2015-12-19T03:33:57Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Oh, trust me, I’m far from innocent. But I’d still like to know if guys dropping trou and telling you to “kiss it” (immediately upon meeting you no less) is a regular occurrence for you, as that’s one I admittedly haven’t heard of. And does it work? No, they don’t usually do it to me. The point is that Bill used to do it pretty regularly. There was a whole ongoing drama about it. I’m surprised you don’t remember. Slept through the 1990’s in a heroin haze, did you? I suppose Bill Clinton’s penis is counting on voters like you. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/24 "2015-12-19T03:40:20Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > No, they don’t usually do it to me. The point is that Bill used to do it pretty regularly. There was a whole ongoing drama about it. I’m surprised you don’t remember. Slept through the 1990’s in a heroin haze, did you? I suppose Bill Clinton’s penis is counting on voters like you. Well, see, I remember the scandals. But I don’t think that was his _exact_ approach… Nonetheless, for famous/rich/powerful men like that, they certainly don’t have to work very hard for it. So if that’s what your point was supposed to be, fair enough. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/25 "2015-12-19T03:40:46Z")
I think it’ll be hilarious as Bill Clinton discovers how the sexual attractiveness of being the First Husband compares to that of the President’s. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/26 "2015-12-19T03:44:31Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > No, they don’t usually do it to me. The point is that Bill used to do it pretty regularly. There was a whole ongoing drama about it. I’m surprised you don’t remember. Slept through the 1990’s in a heroin haze, did you? I suppose Bill Clinton’s penis is counting on voters like you. There are many valid reasons to vote against Mrs Clinton. If you think her husband’s behavior should be added to the list, you’ll have to explain why. Or at least give us a hint. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/27 "2015-12-19T03:55:13Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > No, they don’t usually do it to me. The point is that Bill used to do it pretty regularly. There was a whole ongoing drama about it. I’m surprised you don’t remember. Slept through the 1990’s in a heroin haze, did you? I suppose Bill Clinton’s penis is counting on voters like you. I remember the 90’s. It was a whole different millennium. You seem strangely haunted by Bill Clinton’s Penis. Have you been visited by the Ghost of Bullshit Past? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/28 "2015-12-19T04:27:03Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > {…} The point is that Bill used to do it pretty regularly. {…} For values of “pretty regularly” that are what exactly? CMC fnord ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/29 "2015-12-19T04:45:42Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > So, we can agree that Hillary is a lock, yes? No. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/30 "2015-12-19T04:48:51Z")
She is if you guys plan to spend the next 11 months talking about Bill’s Penis. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/31 "2015-12-19T05:28:18Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Wow. A bunch of innocents here. Just because you’re a creep doesn’t make the rest of us “innocents.” ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/32 "2015-12-19T05:30:01Z")
wait ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/33 "2015-12-19T05:35:51Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > There are many valid reasons to vote against Mrs Clinton. If you think her husband’s behavior should be added to the list, you’ll have to explain why. Or at least give us a hint. Oh, I think [del]her husband’s [/del]_the actual candidate’s behavior is a selling point_ if you’re a redpiller. Vote The Best Wifey Ever into the White House, and show all those Tumblrinas that powerful, studly guys who know how to dominate a bitch always come back in the end. But, hey, if you want to pretend this campaign is feminist, well, that’s adorable. Go on believin’, and stop readin’. [Feel free to close the browser tab and make your master a sammich here.] Notice how no Democratic woman is running for President who doesn’t owe her entire political career to her husband? Why is no woman like Kathleen Sebelius or Barbara Boxer challenging her? If the Democratic Party were out to fight Patriarchy, why _only_ put up a transparent attempt to get Bill back in the White House? Why not a field of female candidates? “But, but, Hillary Rodham Clinton has her own career!” I hear you sputter. No, not really. Her entire career has been riding on her husband’s status or his name. There is no _her._ Hillary Rodham doesn’t exist. HRC is barely even a legal person. She’s a wife, an organ of her husband, a tool to get him back into power, Constitutional Amendments be damned. There is no difference between a WJC Presidency and an HRC Presidency. Whichever of them was wearing the pants before will be wearing the pants again. So this is an endorsement and a vindication of the “crassness” of Clinton and the Clinton era. So, by all means, ladies, vote for “Hillary.” But dudes, we know who’s in charge. 😉 And it’s Bill Clinton’s penis. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/34 "2015-12-19T05:43:16Z")
Wow. I used to think you were just wrong about most things. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/35 "2015-12-19T05:56:36Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > If the Democratic Party were out to fight Patriarchy, why _only_ put up a transparent attempt to get Bill back in the White House? As a lifelong Democrat and someone who actually cares about fighting the patriarchy, I can assure you that “Fighting the Patriarchy” is not and never has been a priority of the Democratic Party. But, by all means - do, please, keep talking about how Hilary is a nobody and a pathetic substitute for Bill’s Penis. That’s sure to bring all the girl voters to your yard. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/36 "2015-12-19T06:00:30Z")
Oh, I intend to! I’m campaigning for Bill Clinton’s penis as vociferously as I can until it either wins or drops out. But I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton’s penis is going to win, and all the dudebros will shout a hearty “Kiss It” to the hoes. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/37 "2015-12-19T06:05:51Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > So, we can agree that Hillary is a lock,… I was agreeing with you at this point. Then you sort of lost me. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/38 "2015-12-19T06:09:31Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Oh, I think [del]her husband’s [/del]_the actual candidate’s behavior is a selling point_ if you’re a redpiller. Vote The Best Wifey Ever into the White House, and show all those Tumblrinas that powerful, studly guys who know how to dominate a bitch always come back in the end. > > But, hey, if you want to pretend this campaign is feminist, well, that’s adorable. Go on believin’, and stop readin’. > > [Feel free to close the browser tab and make your master a sammich here.] > > Notice how no Democratic woman is running for President who doesn’t owe her entire political career to her husband? Why is no woman like Kathleen Sebelius or Barbara Boxer challenging her? If the Democratic Party were out to fight Patriarchy, why _only_ put up a transparent attempt to get Bill back in the White House? Why not a field of female candidates? > > “But, but, Hillary Rodham Clinton has her own career!” I hear you sputter. No, not really. Her entire career has been riding on her husband’s status or his name. There is no _her._ Hillary Rodham doesn’t exist. > > HRC is barely even a legal person. She’s a wife, an organ of her husband, a tool to get him back into power, Constitutional Amendments be damned. > > There is no difference between a WJC Presidency and an HRC Presidency. Whichever of them was wearing the pants before will be wearing the pants again. So this is an endorsement and a vindication of the “crassness” of Clinton and the Clinton era. > > So, by all means, ladies, vote for “Hillary.” But dudes, we know who’s in charge. 😉 > > And it’s Bill Clinton’s penis. I’m sorry. I thought the OP was a joke. I didn’t realize you were serious. So let me now give you a serious answer. You have a deluded view of marriage. A woman does not become a mere appendage to a man by getting married. This is true about women in general. And it is certainly true about Hillary Clinton in particular. She has never shown any sign that she is hiding in her husband’s shadow. If elected, she will serve as President in her own power and not as a puppet for her husband. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/39 "2015-12-19T06:16:51Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > HRC is barely even a legal person. She’s a wife, an organ of her husband, a tool to get him back into power, Constitutional Amendments be damned. > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I for one hope The First Lady-Mans’ penis is thoroughly satisfied whether his ball and chain becomes Prezzy or not. > [@adaher](#): > > He should just control himself, and if he can’t, Hillary should just finally admit that her husband is mentally ill. Wow, for a “Fighting Ignorance” board, we have some barely comprehensible yahoos here. Maybe they’re just acting ignorant. To see if we’ll fight it. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/40 "2015-12-19T07:12:27Z")
Serious question here, has **foolsguinea** always been this nutty? With over 12,000 posts and a member since 2000, her name doesn’t stick out to me as one of the crazies. Or is this just a parody of something? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=3)