# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/41 "2015-12-19T07:19:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’m sorry. I thought the OP was a joke. I didn’t realize you were serious. So let me now give you a serious answer. > > You have a deluded view of marriage. A woman does not become a mere appendage to a man by getting married. > > This is true about women in general. And it is certainly true about Hillary Clinton in particular. She has never shown any sign that she is hiding in her husband’s shadow. If elected, she will serve as President in her own power and not as a puppet for her husband. Yes, your reading comprehension is perfect! I’m totally dismissing the personhood of _all_ married women, and not just HRC’s political “identity.” I mean, obviously, that’s why I mentioned women who were elected without famous husbands in that post. 😃 No, please, tell all your girlfriends to ignore me. Oh, I’m a total sexist pig, don’t believe me when I say, _it’s all about getting Bill back in._ You actually think Hillary Clinton is her own person? Like, with a career? You’re so _cute!_ But, hey, whatever gets Bill Clinton’s penis back in the White House. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/42 "2015-12-19T07:26:00Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Serious question here, has **foolsguinea** always been this nutty? With over 12,000 posts and a member since 2000, her name doesn’t stick out to me as one of the crazies. > > Or is this just a parody of something? I just realized that I’ve been wrong to fight it. That HRC is the wave of the future, or the past, or something, anyway, it’s America, and America wants a Harassment and Rape Culture. Bill Clinton is the embodiment of male presumptuousness, and The Best Wifey Ever is the embodiment of the women who enable it. Who am I to tell fifty million horndogs they’re wrong? Let’s welcome Bill Clinton’s penis back to the White House, and build an America where powerful men feel approved of for soliciting oral sex from random women! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/43 "2015-12-19T07:39:15Z")
I also would rather not see Bill Clinton’s Penis move back into the White House, but because I’m against nepotism in general, nothing to do with Bill Clinton’s Penis getting a blow job or two. However I would MUCH MUCH MUCH rather see Bill Clinton’s Penis in the white house than Donald Trumps Ball-sac. BTW Foolsguinea, [BillClintonsPenis.com](http://BillClintonsPenis.com) is available for registration, you could be the proud owner of Bill Clinton’s Penis and post as much as you want about Bill Clinton’s Penis there to all the millions of Bill Clinton’s Penis fans all over the world. Bill Clinton’s Penis ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/44 "2015-12-19T07:45:40Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Serious question here, has **foolsguinea** always been this nutty? With over 12,000 posts and a member since 2000, her name doesn’t stick out to me as one of the crazies. > > Or is this just a parody of something? I was wondering this too. The crazy is strong in this thread. Is this a new thing? She’s never pinged my radar before. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/45 "2015-12-19T07:47:32Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Let’s welcome Bill Clinton’s penis back to the White House, and build an America where powerful men feel approved of for soliciting oral sex from random women! Yay! I shant rest until there’s an America where all men feel approved of for soliciting oral sex from random women. Oral sex: Not just for rich people anymore. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/46 "2015-12-19T07:52:50Z")
Let me guess: in your heart of hearts you would have preferred that the impeachment trial had resulted in conviction, yes? On the subject of relevance twenty years later, let me assure you that it’s not about giving the White House to WJC a third (and then fourth) time. It’s about withholding it from the Republicans. And, for the record, I don’t subscribe to the notion that achieving that goal with HRC in 2016 represents any substantive setback to feminism in general (in case that’s what you’ve been suggesting). ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/47 "2015-12-19T07:55:05Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Do I understand the OP is suggesting that Hillary should not be elected because her husband cheated on her? No, I think we can all agree that it’s far more rational and appropriate that a woman whose entire political career was as an appendage of her husband’s notoriety (as distinguished from his penis’s notoriety, just to be clear) should be elected to _his same office_ only because said husband “cheated on her.” The poor thing is owed that much, don’t you think? I mean, it’s not like she knew and didn’t care! Or like he ran around like a young billy goat with her knowledge and assent! I mean, who would think, let alone suggest, that she had any idea? No, clearly, no one has ever deserved that Oval Office chair more than poor, poor Mrs. Clinton, whose husband just couldn’t stop embarrassing her. It’s only fair. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/48 "2015-12-19T08:05:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Let me guess: in your heart of hearts you would have preferred that the impeachment trial had resulted in conviction, yes? Never! What a world we’d be living in, where a gentleman under the influence of the ultimate aphrodisiac would have to :shudder: control his manly urges! Wash your mouth out with soap! > [@](#): > > On the subject of relevance twenty years later, let me assure you that it’s not about giving the White House to WJC a third (and then fourth) time. It’s about withholding it from the Republicans. But it’s really, really important that it be this candidate, this woman, too. And there’s a reason for that! There is no other woman who could be worthy of the mantle of “First Woman President.” Samantha Power? Barbara Boxer? What have their husbands ever done? It wasn’t President, I know that! Someone like Senator Kirsten Gillibrand? She can’t even take a compliment! _(That attitude’s not going to get you into the White House, young lady! Not that you could anyway; your husband’s a foreigner and ineligible to be President first. Are you even trying?)_ Now, if her colleagues had come on to Hillary Clinton that way, she would have appreciated it. \*There’s \*a woman who knows how to be grateful for male attention. > [@](#): > > And, for the record, I don’t subscribe to the notion that achieving that goal with HRC in 2016 represents any substantive setback to feminism in general (in case that’s what you’ve been suggesting). Of course not. No, nope, never. Real feminists don’t complain about unwanted sexual advances, they’re tougher than that! ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/49 "2015-12-19T08:17:56Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Serious question here, has **foolsguinea** always been this nutty? With over 12,000 posts and a member since 2000, her name doesn’t stick out to me as one of the crazies. > > Or is this just a parody of something? Bill Clinton’s Penis just has this effect on some people. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/50 "2015-12-19T08:43:30Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > But it’s really, really important that it be this candidate, this woman, too. And there’s a reason for that! There is no other woman who could be worthy of the mantle of “First Woman President.” Samantha Power? Barbara Boxer? What have their husbands ever done? It wasn’t President, I know that! No, it’s not essential that it be HRC. That’s just the way it turned out. I’m sorry you feel her pathway to the Oval Office has been tainted and delegitimized by her association with the future First Bounder and Cad, but get a grip. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/51 "2015-12-19T10:00:16Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > No, clearly, no one has ever deserved that Oval Office chair more than poor, poor Mrs. Clinton, whose husband just couldn’t stop embarrassing her. It’s only fair. 😃 Maybe her entire quest for the presidency is so she can be caught having some pretty boy intern go pearl diving in her rose garden. Heels up on the resolute desk and everything. While on the phone with Putin, talking shop. Maybe work in a Caucasus or warm water port pun in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/52 "2015-12-19T10:07:06Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > I was wondering this too. The crazy is strong in this thread. Is this a new thing? She’s never pinged my radar before. Everybody has a hot button. It appears that **foolsguinea** ’s has been pushed. I’m finding it amusing. I endorse the concept of Bill having to put his penis in a blind trust if Hillary is elected. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/53 "2015-12-19T10:20:17Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Never! What a world we’d be living in, where a gentleman under the influence of the ultimate aphrodisiac would have to :shudder: control his manly urges! Wash your mouth out with soap! > But it’s really, really important that it be this candidate, this woman, too. And there’s a reason for that! There is no other woman who could be worthy of the mantle of “First Woman President.” Samantha Power? Barbara Boxer? What have their husbands ever done? It wasn’t President, I know that! > > Someone like Senator Kirsten Gillibrand? She can’t even take a compliment! _(That attitude’s not going to get you into the White House, young lady! Not that you could anyway; your husband’s a foreigner and ineligible to be President first. Are you even trying?)_ Now, if her colleagues had come on to Hillary Clinton that way, she would have appreciated it. \*There’s \*a woman who knows how to be grateful for male attention. > Of course not. No, nope, never. Real feminists don’t complain about unwanted sexual advances, they’re tougher than that! I genuinely have no idea what point you’re trying to make, but I’m going to call you an idiot just to be on the safe side. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/54 "2015-12-19T10:30:43Z")
I think the point is that sexual predators don’t belong in the White House. Clinton isn’t just a guy who has affairs, he’s a guy with three complaints against him, one for rape, one for groping, and one for dropping trow as a sort of advance. At least Weiner had the courtesy to text his penis rather than taking girls into private rooms to do it whether they wanted it or not. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/55 "2015-12-19T11:33:41Z")
1. Does **foolsguinea** realize that if the appendage to Mr. Clinton’s penis does happen to get elected President, that it’s highly unlikely to be because of anything anyone on the SDMB did or didn’t do? It seems not. 2. Would **foolsguinea** care to drop a few hints as to who he or she thinks is an appropriate candidate for President from the current crop of mooks, fools, cads and bounders? It seems not. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/56 "2015-12-19T11:35:58Z")
Foolsguinea is already on record as a Sanders supporter, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/57 "2015-12-19T12:32:51Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I think the point is that sexual predators don’t belong in the White House. Clinton isn’t just a guy who has affairs, he’s a guy with three complaints against him, one for rape, one for groping, and one for dropping trow as a sort of advance. At least Weiner had the courtesy to text his penis rather than taking girls into private rooms to do it whether they wanted it or not. When was Bill Clinton convicted? He’s gotten a lot of offers from interested women & appears to have said “yes” a bit too often. Some were scorned & made a fuss. Was **foolsguinea** one of them? Despite his peccadillos, Clinton was a pretty good president. Hillary Clinton isn’t as liberal as I’d like–but she’ll do far better than any of the fools your party is throwing up to us. (Heh, I said “throwing up.”) Your desperation keeps getting more obvious… ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/58 "2015-12-19T12:47:19Z")
Clinton was a good President. And Bill Cosby was a great comedian. Neither has been convicted of a crime. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/59 "2015-12-19T12:48:02Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I think the point is that sexual predators don’t belong in the White House. Clinton isn’t just a guy who has affairs, he’s a guy with three complaints against him, one for rape, one for groping, and one for dropping trow as a sort of advance. And as we know, being accused of sexual crime is equivalent to being convicted. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/60 "2015-12-19T13:02:33Z")
So Cosby’s guilt is unknown and he should continue to be welcome on TV. Got it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=4)