# Bill Clinton's penis a lock to move back into White House? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809 "2015-12-18T23:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/161 "2015-12-23T15:09:16Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Is there any evidence that Monica was not consenting? Lots of guys proposition multiple women, unless they engage in rape it’s their business. I’m going to call a foul here. Doesn’t your side consistently talk about sexual activity in the workplace between bosses and subordinates as inherently non-consensual because of the pressure of the superior? Even if Bill was the manager of Subway, and Monica the sandwich artist (I hate that term btw 🙂 ) the left would be saying that Bill should be fired because we can’t really know that Monica didn’t consent only because she was afraid of getting fired or getting the 2am-10am Christmas Day shift cleaning the pubic hair out of the urinal drains. Say it wasn’t an impeachable offense. Fine But it smacks of hypocrisy when the left defends Clinton and talks about how consensual it was. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/162 "2015-12-23T17:05:41Z")
> [@UltraVires](#): > > I’m going to call a foul here. Doesn’t your side consistently talk about sexual activity in the workplace between bosses and subordinates as inherently non-consensual because of the pressure of the superior? > > Even if Bill was the manager of Subway, and Monica the sandwich artist (I hate that term btw 🙂 ) the left would be saying that Bill should be fired because we can’t really know that Monica didn’t consent only because she was afraid of getting fired or getting the 2am-10am Christmas Day shift cleaning the pubic hair out of the urinal drains. > > Say it wasn’t an impeachable offense. Fine But it smacks of hypocrisy when the left defends Clinton and talks about how consensual it was. But if the sandwich artist comes on to the manager, then she isn’t a victim. All I’ve ever read says that Monica was the instigator. Regarding the blackmail- there is nobody that thinks that Bill is the epitome of marital fidelity. Most of the adults have yawned and moved on. Bill has no incentive to cover up any future affairs. Besides, Father Time may have rendered that point moot anyway. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/163 "2015-12-23T21:24:37Z")
> [@UltraVires](#): > > I’m going to call a foul here. Doesn’t your side consistently talk about sexual activity in the workplace between bosses and subordinates as inherently non-consensual because of the pressure of the superior? > > Even if Bill was the manager of Subway, and Monica the sandwich artist (I hate that term btw 🙂 ) the left would be saying that Bill should be fired because we can’t really know that Monica didn’t consent only because she was afraid of getting fired or getting the 2am-10am Christmas Day shift cleaning the pubic hair out of the urinal drains. > > Say it wasn’t an impeachable offense. Fine But it smacks of hypocrisy when the left defends Clinton and talks about how consensual it was. There’s a longstanding difference & disagreement between the (male-dominated) Left and Feminism as such. Furthermore, **BobLibDem** is kind of a Clinton Democrat, and as such is not necessarily on board with the whole of modern progressivism. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/164 "2015-12-24T03:19:08Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > And then she’ll make some budget deals with the Republicans and you’ll be reminded why you don’t like her and why we really don’t think she’s all that bad.😃 Translation: _pop_ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/165 "2015-12-24T04:36:33Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > I think what you’re really worried about is just how much he’d sell out his wife to avoid the revelation. Avoid the revelation? I seem to recall that you are young, so I’ll break this to you gently, but EVERYBODY ELSE ALREADY KNOWS THAT BILL’S A HORNDOG. Especially his wife, you dunderhead. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/166 "2015-12-24T04:55:48Z")
We knew that before Lewinsky but he still lied under oath. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/167 "2015-12-24T05:07:18Z")
Yeah, lying under oath is the same thing as giving the nuclear launch choices to China. You’re so fucking stupid it’s not worth trying to engage. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/168 "2015-12-24T05:12:32Z")
You don’t actually know how far he’ll go, but the examples I gave are actually pretty small stuff which I’m sure you know he’d do in a heartbeat. He’s already shown a willingness to sabotage his wife’s campaign because he’s personally offended about something. Obama played him like a fiddle. As he gets older, his self control declines. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/169 "2015-12-24T05:36:21Z")
You need a hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/170 "2015-12-24T06:18:03Z")
Now, Americans can Tolerate, even enjoy, a (almost) Black Man in the (no longer) White House, but there’s no way they can Tolerate a Woman. Sadly, the Obnoxious Donald Trump will win. ---
**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/171 "2015-12-24T06:18:31Z")
After 2016, it will be complaining about the Republicans not getting anything useful done despite having control of everything. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/172 "2015-12-24T06:23:41Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > The single-hole flute? Uh, wind instruments need air to escape. One hole does not allow that. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/173 "2015-12-24T06:27:26Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > After 2016, it will be complaining about the Republicans not getting anything useful done despite having control of everything. If the Pubs control The White House and Congress in 2017, watch how quickly Obama-Care gets repealed. That’s useful. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/174 "2015-12-24T06:28:56Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > Uh, wind instruments need air to escape. One hole does not allow that. Each tube of a pan flute is a single-hole flute. So is a jug. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/175 "2015-12-24T06:33:30Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Each tube of a pan flute is a single-hole flute. So is a jug. So air is escaping. Maybe I misplayed my joke. Apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/176 "2015-12-24T06:34:39Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > So air is escaping. Maybe I misplayed my joke. Apologies. The salient point is that they’re all something that can be blown. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/177 "2015-12-24T06:36:06Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > The salient point is that they’re all something that can be blown. I know, I know. My joke misfired and it’s because of my bad aim. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/178 "2015-12-24T06:51:36Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President will now bake the Inaugural Pot Pie. And coming up, She will give the annual State of The White House Drapes Address. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/179 "2015-12-24T07:14:58Z")
> [@coremelt](#): > > Maybe they have a consensual open relationship. Maybe they always did and she just had to pretend to be upset about Monica because of social norms. It’s no one else’s business and has no bearing on her ability to do the job. My wife is convinced this is the deal, and that Hillary was mad about him being indiscreet and getting caught rather than for cheating. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809/180 "2015-12-24T08:27:16Z")
> [@adaher](#): > > You don’t actually know how far he’ll go, but the examples I gave are actually pretty small stuff which I’m sure you know he’d do in a heartbeat. He’s already shown a willingness to sabotage his wife’s campaign because he’s personally offended about something. Obama played him like a fiddle. As he gets older, his self control declines. > [@Subterraneanus](#): > > You need a hobby. You think this ISN’T his hobby? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-clintons-penis-a-lock-to-move-back-into-white-house/740809.md?page=10)