# Bill Cosby: Guilty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174 "2018-04-26T17:53:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/101 "2018-09-26T00:27:36Z")
It occurs to me, if he survives paying his debt to scoiety, can we pleeeeas allow him to take the stage again? I kinda want to hear him tell some wacky prison stories. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/102 "2018-09-26T01:43:19Z")
> [@cgg419](#): > > Can’t even look into the camera… He pretty much can’t look anywhere these days. Can’t even play I Spy. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/103 "2018-09-26T08:10:12Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I would predict he dies there. I think the huge change in his life with be pretty hard for him at 80+. > > I hope he isn’t going to a minimum security type place(not that those are a joke). I like the image of him in a cell being very bored. I like the image of him getting gang-banged up the ass. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/104 "2018-09-26T08:15:02Z")
some celebrity reactions ive read …….: “#Cosby gets 3-10 years for sexual assault. #Trump admits on tape to sexual assault against women & he becomes president. #Kavanaugh has been accused & yet he’s up for #SupremeCourtJudge. If we’re gonna convict sexual predators to the pen, shouldn’t we convict them all? #TeamDl” --DL Hughley “By most/all accounts #BillCosby was a sexual predator who left a trail of human misery&despair-Sentenced to 3-10 in state pen, he had it coming. Still-as an attorney-I predict his conviction will be overturned. Judge went way over the line in allowing unrelated victim testimony.” --Geraldo Rivera ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/105 "2018-09-26T08:37:34Z")
There are so many stories of Cosby taking other black stars to task for using blue language and his lecturing them about how they have to set an example of decency for the young black kids out there. It must have been a very dark place indeed, in Bill Cosby’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/106 "2018-09-26T11:26:01Z")
he’s lost 57 honorary degrees that were revoked but he is keeping his star on the hollywood walk of fame. 🙂 BTW you have to pay for your own star , it costs $40k this year. If you have a new movie or show coming out you might get the studio to pay the cost. There are 2600 stars. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/107 "2018-09-26T12:39:54Z")
Will he get a prison nickname? I vote for “Probable Cos.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/108 "2018-09-26T13:25:06Z")
I think it’s today’s New York Post (or Daily Ners) that has the headline “CUFF HUXTABLE” ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/109 "2018-09-26T13:45:19Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > There are so many stories of Cosby taking other black stars to task for using blue language and his lecturing them about how they have to set an example of decency for the young black kids out there. > > It must have been a very dark place indeed, in Bill Cosby’s head. Not uncommon for a goody two shoes person to have skeletons in their closet. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/110 "2018-09-26T13:48:25Z")
Rot In Prison. Jimmy Saville escaped justice; it’s good to see that Cosby has not. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/111 "2018-09-26T13:52:43Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > I like the image of him getting gang-banged up the ass. Please, let’s hate on the rapist at hand _without_ calling for further rape in response. ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/112 "2018-09-26T13:53:02Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > There are so many stories of Cosby taking other black stars to task for using blue language and his lecturing them about how they have to set an example of decency for the young black kids out there. > > It must have been a very dark place indeed, in Bill Cosby’s head. _The Daily Show_’s “Moment of Zen” last night was a clip from _Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids_, with Cosby talking soberly about people in prison, saying that they had done something wrong and stupid. Some of them, maybe, had gotten away with it for awhile, and thought that they would get away with it forever. But they were wrong, and now, they’re in prison. Just too perfect. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/113 "2018-09-26T14:03:28Z")
> [@MrAtoz](#): > > _The Daily Show_’s “Moment of Zen” last night was a clip from _Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids_, with Cosby talking soberly about people in prison, saying that they had done something wrong and stupid. Some of them, maybe, had gotten away with it for awhile, and thought that they would get away with it forever. But they were wrong, and now, they’re in prison. > > Just too perfect. Not the clip from the Daily Show, but I assume the clip from Fat Albert: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/O6sLBy4CKx0/hqdefault.jpg "Bill Cosby talking about why people go to prison at the end of a Fat Albert episode in the 80s...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6sLBy4CKx0) ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/114 "2018-09-26T14:29:11Z")
[quote=“BigT, post:113, topic:813174”] Not the clip from the Daily Show, but I assume the clip from Fat Albert: [/QUOTE] That’s it, although _The Daily Show_ edited it a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/115 "2018-09-26T16:14:49Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Will he get a prison nickname? I vote for “Probable Cos.” Jail-o Put-in Pop. ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/116 "2018-09-26T16:27:56Z")
Pill Cosby or Dr. Fuxtable. ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/117 "2018-09-26T16:59:53Z")
Somebody needs to buy Hannibal Buress a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/118 "2018-09-27T01:41:17Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Please, let’s hate on the rapist at hand _without_ calling for further rape in response. Good point. It was not good form for that post. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/119 "2018-09-27T02:46:18Z")
Hope he remembers to pull his pants up. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174/120 "2018-09-27T03:29:20Z")
> [@yanceylebeef](#): > > Somebody needs to buy Hannibal Buress a drink. Anybody but Bill Cosby. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-cosby-guilty/813174.md?page=7)