Gee, I hope this doesn’t cause him to become unbalanced.
Fuck logic and common sense. An idiot the Dope hates did something idiotic and we must tell the world of our glee and excitement over being able to go, “Ha Ha”, over what the idiot did. Never mind that the cops could have told him to pound sand we are busy patting ourselves on the back for being a better human being than Billy O.
I like to shoot a bit higher than that, personally.
??? I heard about the falafel thing, what’s the deal with the dildo story, never heard of it.
And this excuses Bill-O’s behavior, how?
Is that on your family crest?
In the original complaint, the woman Bill called said that it was clear that Bill was using one on himself as he talked. I don’t know how she knew that (I don’t want to know). The specificity of some of her claims and the fact that it all went away very quickly lead some to believe that she had tapes of the calls.
And since the story doesn’t mention it, at one point in the calls, he mistakenly refers to the loofah as “the falafel thing”.
Hmmm, corrupt police officers and even a commissioner.
Just a few bad apples, just a few bad apples… They are mostly good, just doing their job, like anyone else…
Yep.
His family crypt, too.
Move along folks, nothing to see here…
Brain Implosion. I didnt know that, and I now know what Lovecraft’s characters have to go through.
Research has shown that when a phone caller is indulging in self-directed perrying, they tend to be more sibilant on their “S” sounds, and speak with that distinct “honk” most commonly associated with natives of Long Island.
I’ve personally found that this is most prevalent in uninvited and/or unwelcome telephone calls, and if you listen closely to these, you will soon pick up the knack of figuring out which of your porlocks are perrying as they speak. For instance, I’ve found a roughly 68% rate for Comcast “courtesy” calls. The rest are mostly speakers with a distinct Bengali accent who introduce themselves as “Chuck”.
You’re welcome.
His own lawyer said in one of his filings that he believed Andrea Mackris had tapes and demanded that she turn them over.
It’s also worth mentioning that O’Reilly never denied any of her allegations.
There’s also a certain irony here in that Mackris’ allegations (the undenied allegations that O’Reilly’s lawyers said they believed were on tape) included O’Reilly bragging about cheating on his wife. So he’s not just an entitled asshole, he’s also a raging hypocrite.
And now for the Taiwanese animation:
Caution… You are now entering the sit and spin zone!
Dill Do’Reilly: “Dildo goes in, dildo goes out, never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.”
Maybe god put it there?
I love the depiction of O’Reilly with a green tophat and red steamy face and bags of money with dollar signs on them to bribe cops with. And the colleague barfing after listening to his phone call.