# Bill O'Reilly:  Fucking tides, how do they work?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 4, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fucking-tides-how-do-they-work/570150 "2011-02-04T15:01:42Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fucking-tides-how-do-they-work/570150/141 "2011-02-08T21:41:57Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let you write your inventory back up.
> 
> eta: My god can beat up your god.

[My God](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._%22Bob%22_Dobbs) will clean up on the betting. He’ll bet on every possible outcome in such a way that every possible outcome nets him zero on paper, and yet he’ll **still** come out ahead. He’s lucky that way.

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