# Bill O'Reilly--fuckwit, just doing his job

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388 "2014-02-03T01:19:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/61 "2014-02-05T19:51:53Z")

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Beat me to it, but since I just watched it [here’s](http://video.foxnews.com/v/3142612336001/bill-oreillys-super-bowl-interview-with-president-obama/#sp=show-clips) the video of the interview and O’Reilly most certainly does ask about all those things.

Not the Antichrist thing of course.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/62 "2014-02-05T20:06:37Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> It doesn’t make O’Reilly a terrible person…

No, being O’Reilly takes care of that part.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/63 "2014-02-05T20:06:55Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Beat me to it, but since I just watched it [here’s](http://video.foxnews.com/v/3142612336001/bill-oreillys-super-bowl-interview-with-president-obama/#sp=show-clips) the video of the interview and O’Reilly most certainly does ask about all those things.
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> Not the Antichrist thing of course.

Well, of course not. That Obama is the Antichrist is a thing too well-known to be worth mentioning.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/64 "2014-02-05T20:12:01Z")

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Now that I’ve read that transcript that **Clothahump** linked to and compared it to the video, I don’t know what interview it came from but it most certainly wasn’t the most recent pre-Superbowl one.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/65 "2014-02-05T20:27:33Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Maybe he asked that question on the planet where you live, but not here on Earth. Would you kindly point out to us exactly where O’Reilly called Obama the Antichrist?

I was _poking fun_ at you, shitforbrains. :rolleyes:  
The fact that you even think the question would have been plausible says all it needs to.

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**Author:** ![Acewiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@Acewiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acewiza)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/66 "2014-02-05T21:16:34Z")

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Apparently O’Reilly pushed one of samclem’s buttons.

Does that mean he got “turned on?”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/67 "2014-02-05T21:24:13Z")

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Apparently you still haven’t grasped that this board is about \*fighting \*ignorance.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/68 "2014-02-05T22:53:43Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Not surprisingly, **Clothahump** is wrong again.

Just noticed that clothy and adaher are both posting in this thread. We’ve got the potential for the right-wing dumb-off to end all right-wing dumb-offs.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/69 "2014-02-05T22:57:18Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Just noticed that clothy and adaher are both posting in this thread. We’ve got the potential for the right-wing dumb-off to end all right-wing dumb-offs.

What bait might lure in **brazil84** and **FXMastermind?**

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**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/70 "2014-02-06T00:07:57Z")

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Please, pretty please for the love of god, no. It would cause a singularity of stupid that not even light could escape from.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/71 "2014-02-06T00:15:04Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Just noticed that clothy and adaher are both posting in this thread. We’ve got the potential for the right-wing dumb-off to end all right-wing dumb-offs.

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> What bait might lure in **brazil84** and **FXMastermind?**

Critical Mass! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/72 "2014-02-06T16:08:19Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> What bait might lure in **brazil84** and **FXMastermind?**

Somebody mentioning global warming.  
Oops! What have I _done?_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/73 "2014-02-06T20:57:58Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> **Johnny,** if you come in here to tell us that should be _Ave Hitlero!_ or whatever the vocative case is, we **will** find you.

Oh, I think most Latinists would slot ‘Hitler’ into ‘second declension masculine in -er’. To wit:

Hitler  
Hitlerī  
Hitlerō  
Hitlerum  
Hitlerō

This would of course be one of those nouns whose meaning changes in the plural. In this case, _Hitlerī_ would be a collective term for people whose opinions differ from the speaker’s own.

I’ve never actually seen anything but the vocative used with _avē_, but there is a logic to it. I have once seen a second declension in -er use -ere to form the vocative, in a book called Plautus in Comics, but I have assurances from Tunberg & Minkova that this is definitely not cricket. Now that I’ve bored all the squares shitless with the above, the message to the rest is as follows: the party is at Speedo’s “house”, toga optional, own bottle and dice essential.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/74 "2014-02-06T21:01:44Z")

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Who you callin’ a ‘square’? I’d say anyone that constantly talks about a musty dusty dead old language is a ‘square’.

😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/75 "2014-02-06T22:27:12Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Who you callin’ a ‘square’? I’d say anyone that constantly talks about a musty dusty dead old language is a ‘square’.
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> 😃

That would be “quadratum”, btw.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/76 "2014-02-07T01:19:30Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Angel](#):
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> In this case, _Hitlerī_ would be a collective term for people whose opinions differ from the speaker’s own.

And what would be the collective for that?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/77 "2014-02-07T02:31:19Z")

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The People’s Popular Front for Talking Shit to the Man.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/78 "2014-02-07T02:36:51Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> The People’s Popular Front for Talking Shit to the Man.

As opposed to the Shit-Talking People’s Front.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/79 "2014-02-07T02:41:17Z")

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[sub]obligatory[/sub]

Splitters.

[sub]/obligatory[/sub]

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-fuckwit-just-doing-his-job/680388/80 "2014-02-07T03:59:00Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> [sub]obligatory[/sub]
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> Splitters.
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> [sub]/obligatory[/sub]

_bows_

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