# Bill O'Reilly is mad at God **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2017, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694 "2017-10-24T09:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/1 "2017-10-24T09:21:02Z")
[Apparently it’s the Lord’s fault that he keeps having to pay out millions to women who say he’s sexually harassed them.](http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/23/media/bill-oreilly-misconduct-allegations/index.html) > [@](#): > > “You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him,” O’Reilly said on the latest episode of his web series, “No Spin News.” “I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.” ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/2 "2017-10-24T09:32:35Z")
Can you imagine the conservative fury if some liberal christian commentator offered this nugget? ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/3 "2017-10-24T09:32:54Z")
Well, color me surprised. I for one was expecting a more penitent and introspective tone. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/4 "2017-10-24T09:38:31Z")
I’m told that God ain’t a big fan of Bill-O, either. ---
**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/5 "2017-10-24T09:39:18Z")
He is always hardest on His Best Beloved. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/6 "2017-10-24T09:51:07Z")
Job did it better. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/7 "2017-10-24T10:26:14Z")
Funny. I as a Christian sometimes get mad at God for letting people like him get away with it for so long. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/8 "2017-10-24T13:26:13Z")
Bill-O is too fucking stupid to know when to stop talking and just go away. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/9 "2017-10-24T13:30:43Z")
> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#): > > Well, color me surprised. I for one was expecting a more penitent and introspective tone. Can’t tell 100% if this is sarcastic… ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Terrific](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tom_terrific/32/342_2.png) [@Tom\_Terrific](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Terrific)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/10 "2017-10-24T13:46:23Z")
Maybe he’ll write a book, “Killing God”. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/11 "2017-10-24T13:47:22Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Can’t tell 100% if this is sarcastic… That’s probably God’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/12 "2017-10-24T13:47:39Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Can’t tell 100% if this is sarcastic… It’s within the margin of error. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/13 "2017-10-24T13:49:39Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I’m told that God ain’t a big fan of Bill-O, either. I wish she would smite him, then, and in front of everybody. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/14 "2017-10-24T13:56:40Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > I wish she would smite him, then, and in front of everybody. 😛 She’s already struck him dumb. Now if she’d only strike him mute. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/15 "2017-10-24T14:19:31Z")
Wait…O’Reilly thinks that guy he sold his soul to was God? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/16 "2017-10-24T14:31:56Z")
Well, I’m kinda pissed at God too, for allowing O’Reilly to exist. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/17 "2017-10-24T14:33:09Z")
He’s just bitter because God told him to go forth and multiply, and he was just trying to do as he was told. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/18 "2017-10-24T14:37:16Z")
> [@Tom\_Terrific](#): > > Maybe he’ll write a book, “Killing God”. Well, that about wraps it up for God. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/19 "2017-10-24T14:46:34Z")
I’m reminded of an SKL sketch where Susan Lucci was the guest host. They did a soap opera send-up where Lucci bursts into an altar room, charges up to the cross, and demands “How could you let this happen to me?” ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/20 "2017-10-24T15:08:03Z")
Look, everything would have been fine if those chicks had just kept their traps shut. If I were in his position, trading sexual favors for perks, and the chicks blabbed about it, I’d be pissed at god, too. I’d also be a gaping asshole. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694.md?page=2)