# Bill O'Reilly is mad at God **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2017, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694 "2017-10-24T09:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/21 "2017-10-24T15:14:30Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Well, that about wraps it up for God. Yeah, BillO was one more of God’s greatest mistakes. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/22 "2017-10-24T15:24:18Z")
textbook “it’s not my fault” whining of a psychopath. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/23 "2017-10-24T16:04:33Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Yeah, BillO was one more of God’s greatest mistakes. Who is this God person, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/24 "2017-10-24T16:29:36Z")
[:eek:](https://apnews.com/893393a8ee97479b9b78d7d5aef18efa/O'Reilly:-Sex-allegations-led-to-death-of-Eric-Bolling's-son) > [@Bill O'reallynow on 23 October 2017](#): > > Eric Bolling’s son is dead. He’s dead because of allegations made — in my opinion and I know this to be true — against Mr. Bolling. ETA: [NY Times page with the podcast here](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/23/podcasts/the-daily/the-daily-bill-oreilly-sexual-harassment.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0). ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/25 "2017-10-24T16:33:46Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Who is this God person, anyway? Some callous old bastard who plays dice with the universe. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/26 "2017-10-24T16:54:40Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Wait…O’Reilly thinks that guy he sold his soul to was God? That cracked me up. But… that other guy CAN be quite the charlatan. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/27 "2017-10-24T17:18:30Z")
Sympathy for Billo. I mean how must it feel for him to see that other narcissistic blow-hard conspiracy-theorist racist sexual predator sitting in the White House, while he’s stuck doing podcasts. By all account, with all that has come to pass, this should be HIS TIME! I mean PODCASTS, for the love of god, the indignity! ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/28 "2017-10-24T20:53:07Z")
Wait until he finds out how pissed God is at him. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/29 "2017-10-24T21:05:47Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Who is this God person, anyway? [God is dead… and we have the body.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BuZamufWAs) ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/30 "2017-10-24T21:08:23Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Can’t tell 100% if this is sarcastic… 60% sarcastic, 20% irony, 30% despair. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/31 "2017-10-24T21:28:53Z")
He is mad at God much the same way the Frankenstein Monster was mad at HIS creator. Ya know, for making him so hideous. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/32 "2017-10-24T23:01:13Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > He is mad at God much the same way the Frankenstein Monster was mad at HIS creator. Ya know, for making him so hideous. Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein’ born. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/33 "2017-10-25T00:47:04Z")
> [@Tom\_Terrific](#): > > Maybe he’ll write a book, “Killing God”. > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Well, that about wraps it up for God. > [@RTFirefly](#): > > Yeah, BillO was one more of God’s greatest mistakes. > [@Bricker](#): > > Who is this God person, anyway? And that’s the trifecta. This is the salute smilie, right? :smack: This sort of dedication deserves a salute. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/34 "2017-10-25T00:56:26Z")
An. . ._altar room_? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/35 "2017-10-25T01:13:14Z")
You guys are so stupid…[Sarcasm] Bill has already said he’s gonna have a big revelation about why all the accusations are bullshit, he just paid 32 MILLION!!! To protect his kids…[Sarcasm] On a serious note the most hilarious part of this was where I read when some anonymous woman ignored his come-ons of all actions to take in response he chose to insert her… Brand of purse… lol!!! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/36 "2017-10-25T02:48:14Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > An. . ._altar room_? 😕 > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I’m reminded of an SKL sketch where Susan Lucci was the guest host. They did a soap opera send-up where Lucci bursts into an altar room, charges up to the cross, and demands “How could you let this happen to me?” Here is that [sketch](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/all-my-luggage/n9944?snl=1). ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/37 "2017-10-26T21:42:36Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Who is this God person, anyway? Classic post/sig combo.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/38 "2017-10-26T22:11:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > An. . ._altar room_? 😕 Altar rooms are usually somewhere near the middle of the holy hut. ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/39 "2017-10-27T06:30:22Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Who is this God person, anyway? He’s the guy that is responsible for all the good stuff and the bad stuff. You sort it out as to how it applies to you. :smack:😕 ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-oreilly-is-mad-at-god/799694/40 "2017-10-27T11:48:47Z")
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