# Bill would make sex toys illegal in South Carolina
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 23, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907 "2006-04-23T23:20:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/61 "2006-04-25T15:07:37Z")
> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Oh, the hell with it. Buttplugs for all!
Or Davenports, as we call 'em.
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### Author:  [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/62 "2006-04-27T03:53:48Z")
I predict the sale of zuchinni and long eggplant will go up. 😛
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/63 "2006-04-27T06:10:27Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> (By the way, either the Nazis or dinosaurs are festooned with buttplugs. It’s your choice, humble reader.)
I’m trying to decide if I’m more scared of a be-buttplugged Nazi or a be-buttplugged dinosaur. Gotta say it’s a tossup.
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### Author:  [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/64 "2006-04-27T13:24:14Z")
> [@Marley23](#):
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> I’m trying to decide if I’m more scared of a be-buttplugged Nazi or a be-buttplugged dinosaur. Gotta say it’s a tossup.
I’m picturing Nazis with buttplugs riding dinosaurs with buttplugs. The more important question is, are these normal buttplugs, or _vibrating_ buttplugs?
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### Author:  [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/65 "2006-04-27T13:31:37Z")
Was ‘Footloose’ set in South Carolina? :eek:
In any case, I can’t see what the fuss is about. If God had intended mankind to have s_x for any purpose apart from procreation with your lawful spouse, He would have made s_x enjoyable.
What? 😕
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/66 "2006-04-27T13:34:23Z")
> [@The Weird One](#):
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> I’m picturing Nazis with buttplugs riding dinosaurs with buttplugs. The more important question is, are these normal buttplugs, or _vibrating_ buttplugs?
What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
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### Author:  [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/67 "2006-04-27T13:48:58Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
Just as long as they’re not wearing [one of these.](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/ea/180px-Bismarck_pickelhaube.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/68 "2006-04-27T14:27:59Z")
Actually, given saurian anatomy, wouldn’t the T-rexes have cloacaplugs?
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### Author:  [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/69 "2006-04-27T17:17:14Z")
Clearly, the field of paleontological sex toy research is severely lacking. _nods sagely_
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/70 "2006-04-27T18:35:27Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> What if the Nazis themselves ARE the buttplugs? Can a person be a buttplug?
[Yes. Yes they can.](http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/16-bad-day.html)
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### Author:  [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/71 "2006-04-27T18:42:03Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> My take on it? When vibrators are illegal, only felons will vibrate.
Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history. 😃
The use of _items_ for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/72 "2006-04-27T18:52:47Z")
> [@The Weird One](#):
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> Just as long as they’re not wearing [one of these.](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/ea/180px-Bismarck_pickelhaube.jpg)
Plushies, Furries, now Impalies?
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/73 "2006-04-27T18:53:48Z")
> [@Quartz](#):
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> Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history. 😃
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> The use of _items_ for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
Gee, they found a way to defeat the system? Please, do tell…
…yes, I know about a hysterectomy. I’m just being a chauvenistic pig right now
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/74 "2006-04-27T22:47:52Z")
> [@Quartz](#):
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> Shame on you, QtM, for forgetting your medical history. 😃
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> The use of _items_ for curing ‘female hysteria’ dates back over 100 years.
Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/75 "2006-04-28T00:11:11Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> I hope my homestate doesn’t follow suit. I’ve more felons than I can take care of as it is.
I would think **QtM** would at least consider that it might save a few doctors from needing to dig the darn things out when they get lost 😉
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### Author:  [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/76 "2006-04-28T00:16:32Z")
If the legislature is going to make it a felony to sell _devices_ used primarily for sexual stimulation they’d better ban _chemicals_ used primarily for sexual stimulation as well. Let’s see how well that goes down.
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### Author:  [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/77 "2006-04-28T00:17:57Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> I would think **QtM** would at least consider that it might save a few doctors from needing to dig the darn things out when they get lost 😉
That wouldn’t stop people from putting other, non-specifically-designated items in there, though.
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/78 "2006-04-28T00:23:15Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
In the interest of disclosure, I feel I need to let the entire doper women community know that I am, in fact, one of those tranied personnel **QtM** is referring to. 😃
Now now, ladies, just wait. I can only service one…no, make that two…no, three…ok, all at once…but be gentle.
[sub](don’t be gentle)[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/79 "2006-04-28T00:24:49Z")
> [@bouv](#):
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> In the interest of disclosure, I feel I need to let the entire doper women community know that I am, in fact, one of those tranied personnel **QtM** is referring to. 😃
Your liability insurance paid up, **bouv**?
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### Author:  [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/80 "2006-04-28T01:50:03Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Your liability insurance paid up, **bouv**?
Yeah, **bouv** , you get anything stuck in me, I’ma take you for all you’re worth. (And don’t be trying to use any of those claw games to get it out, neither!)
I’m only a _little_ drunk.
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