# Bill would make sex toys illegal in South Carolina
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 23, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907 "2006-04-23T23:20:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/81 "2006-04-28T02:00:12Z")
> [@ouryL](#):
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> I predict the sale of zuchinni and long eggplant will go up. 😛
Oh my stars and garters - would you believe I just planted both?
Do you think the state government is going to come and confiscate my vegetable garden? I also have cucumbers, by the way. But they’re the little pickling kind.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/82 "2006-04-28T02:01:43Z")
> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Oh my stars and garters - would you believe I just planted both?
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> Do you think the state government is going to come and confiscate my vegetable garden? I also have cucumbers, by the way. But they’re the little pickling kind.
Not if you peel them. 😃
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/83 "2006-04-28T02:02:48Z")
Nevermind. I am a complete idiot. I thought you said the **prickly** kind.
my head is in the gutter? what? where? gutter?
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/84 "2006-04-28T02:56:58Z")
_applause_
Thank you! That was the Straight Dope Comedy Troupe, they’ll be here all week - unless they re-upped for longer! Try the veal!\*
The way I see it this is just another way for Big Government to screw over the small businessperson.
[sub]\*Actually, don’t have the veal - it’s cruel.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/85 "2006-04-28T04:59:39Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Forget? Hardly. I’ve posted about that particular diagnosis here in the past. And strongly recommend it get appropriate treatment. By trained personnel.
[The thread in question.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269279&highlight=hysteria)
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### Author:  [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2006, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bill-would-make-sex-toys-illegal-in-south-carolina/353907/86 "2006-04-28T05:13:55Z")
Great.
Next they’ll be outlawing unbalanced washing machines. :rolleyes:
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