# Billy Mays, stop screeching at me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-mays-stop-screeching-at-me/410190>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-mays-stop-screeching-at-me/410190 "2007-07-02T02:36:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-mays-stop-screeching-at-me/410190/21 "2007-07-03T02:04:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
Wow, what a fucking asshole you are. Yeah, that’ll show him. :rolleyes:  
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It’s hyperbole. You should know better. Relax.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-mays-stop-screeching-at-me/410190/22 "2007-07-03T03:41:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
You don’t need a cabinet full of dildos!  
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So, **Cervaise** , are you offering to service her crevasse? I bet if you throw in a two-fer or a free turnip twaddler, she’ll jump at the offer! 😉

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