# Billy Meier And The Talmud Jammanuel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-meier-and-the-talmud-jammanuel/693958 "2014-07-24T18:44:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-meier-and-the-talmud-jammanuel/693958/1 "2014-07-24T18:44:07Z")
A few months ago I learned of Billy Meier through this thread. Short version- he’s a liar, a kook, or both and badly fakes UFO pictures and claims to have met aliens and ascended masters. The Talmud Jmmanuel is a text he claimed to have found in a tomb near Jerusalem. It reveals that Jesus was actually half alien. I came into possession of a PDF copy of the book a few months ago. I finally read it. It’s full of hatred for the Jews. Repeatedly, we’re told that the Jews are liars and land stealers and are accursed. I haven’t read the New Testament. But even I can see that Billy read a passage in the NT, then reworded it and added aliens and his other wacky beliefs and copied it into the TJ.\* We learn that sex between two men is wrong and punishable by castration and banishment. However, sex between two women is just fine. All in all, the Talmud Jmmanuel is a worthy addition to my collection of the writings of the mentally divergent. - The parable of the seed sower, the parable of the lost sheep, taking grain on the sabbath, “You shall be fishers of men” etc ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-meier-and-the-talmud-jammanuel/693958/2 "2014-07-24T19:19:17Z")
_watches as thread collides with the nearest tree_ ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/billy-meier-and-the-talmud-jammanuel/693958/3 "2014-07-24T20:16:49Z")
I don’t know if I have the patience for another thread with nonsensical walls of text, and controversies about aliens, cameras, German trash barrels, and the letter J, so… _backs slowly out of thread_