# bin Laden is dead?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 2, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436 "2011-05-02T02:46:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/301 "2011-05-04T14:28:47Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> That’s it? That’s all you got? You brought a Nerf bat to a gunfight?

And you, Sir, brought a mixed metaphor do a…I’ll have to get back to you on this.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/302 "2011-05-04T15:34:20Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> And you, Sir, brought a mixed metaphor do a…I’ll have to get back to you on this.  
> 🙂

…to the OK Corral?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/303 "2011-05-04T16:18:46Z")

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> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> I did not cheer, but I don’t care if others did. Honestly, he killed 2 friends of mine in the Pentagon. I’d shoot ObL myself given the chance, and I wouldn’t care if he was armed or not.

I couldn’t give a wet squirt for OBL, but I literally cringed when the CNN cameras panned across a frat party, complete with protruding tongues, hoots, and ambiguously ganglike hand gestures, forming outside the White House gates. Morality aside, they looked like idiots and made _us_, as a nation, look like idiots. Nice job, bro.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/304 "2011-05-04T17:37:24Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> …to the OK Corral?

. . . to snot on a doorknob.  
But seriously, I don’t understand how NP’s two quotes contradict each other.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/305 "2011-05-04T20:40:00Z")

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She has gone from downplaying any potential bin Laden capture to suddenly thinking its the best thng since sliced bread. I don’t think its hypocritical. She was being critical of Bush’s inability to capture bin laden after half a decade and elated by the fact that we finally got him.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/306 "2011-05-04T20:48:50Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> She was being critical of Bush’s inability to capture bin laden after half a decade and elated by the fact that we finally got him.

It’s due to the intelligence folks who found and tracked the courier more than to a politician, I believe. And it may be due more to their/his/her luck than skill at that.

🙂

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/307 "2011-05-05T01:36:41Z")

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all I have to say is “buried at sea” is the politically correct way of saying “fed the remains to the sharks.” Kinda hard to have a shrine to a dead man when his final resting place is, in all likelyhood an Alopias pelagicus.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/308 "2011-05-05T01:40:05Z")

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It was a boating accident. Really big boat, still, a boat.

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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/309 "2011-05-05T03:12:11Z")

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HELL Yeah bitches!

Those Navy seals are the SHIT!

Can I get some high fives here?

I mean, sure it was just a woman one dude and an unarmed old man in his bedroom in a shack…

But YEAH! USA, USA!!!

Man those guys are fucking tough as nails!

Common, people, High five!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/310 "2011-05-05T03:23:23Z")

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I think they had to deal with some other folks on the way to the third floor.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Kinthalis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kinthalis/32/16084_2.png) [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/311 "2011-05-05T03:27:53Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I think they had to deal with some other folks on the way to the third floor.
> 
> 🙂

Why don’t the reports mention this?

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/312 "2011-05-05T03:30:23Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> Why don’t the reports mention this?

It was in the NYT today.

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**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/313 "2011-05-05T03:33:01Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> I mean, sure it was just a woman one dude and an unarmed old man in his bedroom in a shack…

Certanily, they should have called ahead to ensure a fair fight. Because that is what it is all about to give the other guy a fair chance, isn’t it? Rather than being able to carry off your mission without getting any of your own killed and minimizing casualties.  
Or, Osama could have surrendered and avoided any casualties.  
Or, shocking I know, Osama could have lived his life without being a terrorist and built things to help people rather than blowing them up because of his fucked up and warped religion.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/314 "2011-05-05T03:33:19Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> HELL Yeah bitches!
> 
> Those Navy seals are the SHIT!
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> Can I get some high fives here?
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> I mean, sure it was just a woman one dude and an unarmed old man in his bedroom in a shack…
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> But YEAH! USA, USA!!!
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> Man those guys are fucking tough as nails!
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> Common, people, High five!

Now you’re clearly just being an oppositional ninny for the sake of being such.

Whatever you want to say, the mission was very impressive and not for the faint of heart. My hat is off to the guys who pulled it off.

And again, 54 is not particularly old.

But your shit is.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/315 "2011-05-05T03:35:19Z")

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Oppositional ninny?

🙂

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/316 "2011-05-05T04:26:29Z")

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He is not dead until Palin says he is. Then Trump must see the death certificate.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/317 "2011-05-05T08:22:38Z")

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I’m kind of thrilled that the USS CARL VINSON (CVN-70) was involved in this. That ship was my first permanent duty station in the Navy.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/318 "2011-05-05T13:33:23Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> in his bedroom in a shack…

Shack? Trump, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/319 "2011-05-05T14:20:30Z")

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> [@Kinthalis](#):
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> HELL Yeah bitches!
> 
> Those Navy seals are the SHIT!
> 
> Can I get some high fives here?
> 
> I mean, sure it was just a woman one dude and an unarmed old man in his bedroom in a shack…
> 
> But YEAH! USA, USA!!!
> 
> Man those guys are fucking tough as nails!
> 
> Common, people, High five!

WTF? Did **Aldebaran** hijack your account?

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-laden-is-dead/580436/320 "2011-05-05T15:58:25Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> It’s due to the intelligence folks who found and tracked the courier more than to a politician, I believe. And it may be due more to their/his/her luck than skill at that.
> 
> 🙂

What is this sudden shift in paradigm to attribute all the credit to the guy that pulls the trigger and decreasingly less to the guys that order it done. Was Hitler any less responsible for the holocaust despite the fact that he didn’t personally run a concentration camp? Was MacArthur any more responsible for turning back the Chinese in the Korean War despite the fact that he probably didn’t fire a single shot?

Obama was calling the shots and he could have bombed the compound like some people wanted, he could have said “lets go get him back” and he could have done all this back in AUGUST OF LAST YEAR when they found Osama. You remember last fall when it looked like the Republicans weren’t only going to take the house but might take the senate as well? I’m not saying that we should expect any less from our President but he could have ordered the assault last fall. But he didn’t order an immediate attack, he let the SEALs prepare for 8 months when most operations don’t have 8 weeks (and many don’t even have 8 days) to prepare. He let them build a replica of the compound and practice in that replica for months before the operation. At least part of the reason this operation is so encouraging is because NONE of the seals died and that’s not always the case and THAT is because Obama didn’t rush things. A lot of things could have gone wrong in those 8 months, there could have been a leak, Osama could have left, there could have been another terrorist attack, a LOT of things could have happened but Obama made the call that he did and things turned out about as well as they could have and I think Obama deserves more than a token amount of credit for how well things turned out.

BTW, I still think he’s a pussy for backing down to the Republicans all the time, but he got THIS one right.

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