# Bin-laden's personal porn **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350 "2008-09-12T22:04:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/1 "2008-09-12T22:04:49Z")
Below is a little something I thought up while watching the Towers fall (again) last night. September 11, 2008 I just watched the footage as the WTC burned, and fell. Bin-laden’s personal porn. Can’t you see that evil fucking serial murderer. He’s in his cave, lights low, jacking off to his favorite wet dream-come-true. President Bush, you fucking pussy. You have failed all of America’s expectations of justice. America’s #1 enemy is still out there. You don’t seem to care. Saddam is not a second place trophy. Iraq isn’t your shining star. Packed with lies, scandal, fraud maybe. The Taliban are rising in Afghanistan again, I hear. When they are back in position, we infidel Americans will see more carnage. More kinky porn for Bin- laden’s sexual gratification. You punish little soldiers for torturing Iraqi prisoners, then open your own hostel. Taking away peoples rights and wrecking havoc on simple checks and balances. Torture, with no lawyer, no human rights, no hope for the innocent. Where is Bin-laden’s head? It should be hanging from a rope, right next to your Saddam trophy. Who will our next President be? Will you go after the vile creature that murdered Thousands of innocent Americans. We Americans should demand that Al-qaeda and Osama be crushed. The President who does this, should go down in history books, Bush left off as a little footnote how he turned his back. Making our soldiers fight and die for us and the USA in little Iraq. Letting Osama live, to plot, and carry out his next porno.Let us all honor our soldiers, alive and dead, by making the PTB do what they promised. Quit taking away our rights, for as you do, the terrorists surely win. We The People, lose. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/2 "2008-09-12T22:23:41Z")
Sung to the tune of \*The Fresh Prince of Bel Air \*theme song. ---
**Author:** ![Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interconnected_Series_of_Tubes)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/3 "2008-09-12T22:25:43Z")
Why are you typing like that? It geometrically increases the TL;DR phenomenon. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/4 "2008-09-12T22:29:38Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Sung to the tune of \*The Fresh Prince of Bel Air \*theme song. I’ll be the human beat-box. "Bum chee pom pom, bum chee pom pom… " ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/5 "2008-09-12T22:30:42Z")
Oh, you’re not up to speed. Bin Laden’s not the mastermind of 9/11 anymore. Now it’s Khalid Sheik Mohammed, who we have in jail. [Mission Accomplished.](http://rockrichard.wordpress.com/2008/09/10/oceania-is-at-war-with-khalid-sheikh-mohammed-oceania-has-always-been-at-war-with-khalid-sheikh-mohammed/) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/6 "2008-09-12T22:34:50Z")
> [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](#): > > Why are you typing like that? It geometrically increases the TL;DR phenomenon. I thought it was poetry or slam style prose. ---
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/7 "2008-09-13T02:07:11Z")
I’ll have to think about that music. I’m not a great writer, nor song writer/singer. Who in the hell is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? Some warm body they managed to torture into confessing? I can’t remember the name, but it seems to me Osama’s driver is in custody as well. No pass, no go in my book. Seems my little speech gets a meh then? I still think Bush gets an F. To be fair, Clinton gets an F too. Didn’t finish Saddam when he should have. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/8 "2008-09-13T03:10:36Z")
> [@Qwakkeddup](#): > > Who in the hell is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? > > Some warm body they managed to torture into confessing? No, he’s a prominent Al-Qaeda operative. He’s certainly top tier stuff. If Bin Laden were the POTUS, Khalid would be General Petreus or Robert Gates. While OBL certainly ordered the attack, Khalid “masterminded” it. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/9 "2008-09-13T03:16:48Z")
Your poem is terrible. and how the hell do you not know who Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is? Are you in a cave as well? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/10 "2008-09-13T03:39:42Z")
> [@Qwakkeddup](#): > > To be fair, Clinton gets an F too. Didn’t finish Saddam when he should have. Wait, _Clinton_ gets an F for not killing Saddam? ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/11 "2008-09-13T03:43:29Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Wait, _Clinton_ gets an F for not killing Saddam? It does seem odd to criticize bush for going after saddam while also criticizing clinton for not. ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/12 "2008-09-13T04:05:20Z")
> [@Qwakkeddup](#): > > Where is Bin-laden’s head? It should be > > hanging from a rope, right next to your Saddam trophy. Don’t worry. It’ll probably happen around Halloween. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bin-ladens-personal-porn/463350/13 "2008-09-13T04:23:29Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Wait, _Clinton_ gets an F for not killing Saddam? He’s not talking about in real life. It’s the final boss in _Head of State Fighter II: Championship Edition_