# Binarydrone had TMI to share

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977 "2005-04-12T15:51:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/1 "2005-04-12T15:51:19Z")

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Yesterday, as I was performing my morning grooming, I happened to notice a little black hair growing out of the side of my nose. Not coming out of the nostril, mind you, but out of the side of my nose. It was, I don’t know, about 1/8 of an inch long.

Well, I am getting to that age where those sorts of things start to crop up and so I just grabbed the old tweezers and gave it a pluck.

Now at this point, I bet you are thinking that this is not a TMI thread and that I lured you in to this thread with false advertising. Sadly, this is not the case.

You see, this hair was actually a huge, black 1 to 1.5 inch long hair that had grown from my septum across my nostril and then pushed its way through the small hole that was left over from when I had my nose pierced (about 10+ years ago) to emerge.

On top of this just being gross, it hurt a hell of a lot more than I was expecting and the pain came from a source that was unexpected as well. Blech.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/2 "2005-04-12T16:08:28Z")

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I just checked the spot where I used to have my nose pierced. No hair. Now I’m disappointed!

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/3 "2005-04-12T16:22:14Z")

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Wow. I can’t decide whether to be grossed out or amazed that the nose hair made such a trip and happened to make it out the former pierce hole. You almost have to admire that nose hair.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/4 "2005-04-12T16:26:23Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> You almost have to admire that nose hair.

Yes. It was very plucky.

😉

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/5 "2005-04-12T16:30:58Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> … You almost have to admire that nose hair.

I guess. I only wish that the hair on my poor bald pate had the same verve.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/6 "2005-04-12T16:34:18Z")

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I bet a fertilized jungle vine that must reach sunlight or die couldn’t pull off that journey. That’s one tenacious filament.

So… are we thinking transplant?

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/7 "2005-04-12T16:42:58Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> …So… are we thinking transplant?

Eeew. Believe me, I would rather be bald than to have a head full of these extra thick, black _things_. It sort of reminded me of the hairs growing off of that dudes back in The Fly (remake).

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/8 "2005-04-12T17:45:57Z")

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I had a nose hair “ingrow” itself and push its way through the side. Hurt like a sumbitch for a couple of days, then one day I looked in the mirror and saw a little black hair sticking out of my nose.

Gave it a tug, and this long strand of hair came out. I could feel it unravelling on the other side. I thought it was the coolest thing.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/9 "2005-04-12T21:41:33Z")

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That was awesome, **Binarydrone**. I’ve gotten some interesting things out of piercing holes, but nothing that can compare to that.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/10 "2005-04-12T21:47:21Z")

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I too, had to scramble to the mirror to see if a particularly adventurous nose hair had managed to wend its way through my old nose piercing.

Alas, it is not to be.

**Binarydrone,** did you feel better securing vengeance?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/11 "2005-04-13T02:40:27Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> Yes. It was very plucky.
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> 😉

::throws a handful of peanuts at **SkipMagic**  
888888888888888888888

That was bad. 😛

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/binarydrone-had-tmi-to-share/298977/12 "2005-04-13T03:03:10Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> I bet a fertilized jungle vine that must reach sunlight or die couldn’t pull off that journey. That’s one tenacious filament.
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> So… are we thinking transplant?

That would be something to sneeze at.

Yeah, it took me all day to come up with that one.
