# Bing Bong, The Bitch is NOT Dead

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 4, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265 "2006-04-04T15:30:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/121 "2006-04-05T00:07:43Z")

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> [@Lochdale](#):
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> I did not know the OP brought McKinney into the pit thread about Delay. That changes things a little. That said, there was no need to bring Delay into this thread nor is it worth it to call people freaks.

Dude, keep up. I didn’t say steph was a freak because she said something bad about some asshat politico. McKinney may indeed be a piece of shit. I do not know or care.

This issue is over a week old. You really think its a coincidence that Shodan picked today to post it and a coincidence that he played on the name of the DeLay thread. I was commenting on the stupidity of bringing this issue up in response to criticism of DeLay.

The issue on its own has merit, but this thread given its title and timing, is rediculous. And those trying to insinuate that it is anything other than what it is are either disengenuous or stupid. Steph is still a freak though but for other reasins.

P.S. Thanks Maureen, I owe you one. 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/122 "2006-04-05T00:47:50Z")

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It [looks like right-wing radio host Neal Boortz is using McKinney’s misbehavior as an excuse to be a racist,](http://mediamatters.org/items/200603310005) saying things like “she looks like a ghetto slut” and “looks like ghetto trash.”

Charming guy.

FWIW, this in no way excuses what McKinney did. Even if she _had_ been wearing her pin, she’d have had no justification for punching the cop. But what she did isn’t any justification for this sorta crap either.

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**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/123 "2006-04-05T01:00:33Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> But let me lay out the evidence you do have: a parodied thread title.

I wanted to start a Pit thread on her. Just couldn’t decide whether to use ‘Zsa Zsa McKinney’ or ‘Cyn Thia Gabor’ as a title. Would either of those have any DeLay connotations?

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/124 "2006-04-05T01:04:07Z")

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Depends. Was he one of her husbands?

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/125 "2006-04-05T02:18:28Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> It [looks like right-wing radio host Neal Boortz is using McKinney’s misbehavior as an excuse to be a racist,](http://mediamatters.org/items/200603310005) saying things like “she looks like a ghetto slut” and “looks like ghetto trash.”
> 
> Charming guy.
> 
> FWIW, this in no way excuses what McKinney did. Even if she _had_ been wearing her pin, she’d have had no justification for punching the cop. But what she did isn’t any justification for this sorta crap either.

This douchebag kills me. Why I listen to him, I’ll never know. He insists that discriminating against someone based on race is not “racist.”\* Dude needs to get a new dictionary, preferably not the Roberty Byrd/David Duke/Trent Lott version.

\*anyone arguing that he didn’t say this exact thing is flat wrong. I heard it with me own ears this morning. According to Boortz, racism refers only to the belief in a superiority of a race. What a tool.

For those of you who think I’ve improperly defined the word, [suck it](http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=racism)

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/126 "2006-04-05T02:24:53Z")

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Well, under the first prong he is [right](http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=racism)

Not so much under the second one.

I guess it depends on how you define “ghetto”. Is calling someone white trash racist?

Personally, this loony has more than enough character flaws that ripping on her apperance isn’t required.

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**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/127 "2006-04-05T02:31:34Z")

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> [@Lochdale](#):
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> Well, under the first prong he is [right](http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=racism)
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> Not so much under the second one.
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> I guess it depends on how you define “ghetto”. Is calling someone white trash racist?
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> Personally, this loony has more than enough character flaws that ripping on her apperance isn’t required.

prong? what the fuck are you talking about. the word has mulitple meanings. it’s not a mutli-part test. he’s not right. he’s wrong. and I am dumber for having read your post

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/128 "2006-04-05T03:46:34Z")

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Shoot!!

I thought this was about Kathleen Harris!

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/129 "2006-04-05T03:54:08Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> The OP is the one who brought McKinney into a discussion about Delay. You can say it’s a thread about McKinney, but the thread title was a direct play on the Delay thread title.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but so what? _You_ are the person who is trying to hijack this thread, not the OP.

As for the timing of the post, apparently you didn’t click on the first link, because that news article is dated today. The cops are trying to get an arrest warrant. It’s still current news.

Frankly (and to say something on-topic) I hope she gets busted. There is no excuse for this sort of arrogance, and there is absolutely no excuse for assault and battery. The guy was just trying to do his job and keep the building secure. Bitch-lady is one of over 400 Representatives. She ain’t as special as she seems to think she is, except perhaps in the “Special Olympics” sense. Zsa Zsa Gabor didn’t get away with this kind of abuse, and neither should McKinney.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/130 "2006-04-05T03:55:40Z")

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Wow, Shodan, calling her ugly and using the nonsensical phrase, “reverse racism” really helped you make your alleged point.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/131 "2006-04-05T05:12:47Z")

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> [@Maureen](#):
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> Depends. Was he one of her husbands?

While DeLay and McKinney never married, they were often seen entering Capitol building together.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/132 "2006-04-05T05:22:03Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> While DeLay and McKinney never married, they were often seen entering Capitol building together.

And I bet that when she went in with DeLay she was not harrased by the guards either.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/133 "2006-04-05T05:24:35Z")

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If the story’s true as written, McKinney was stupid, careless, and arrogant. Which may indeed put her nicely in line with 90% of the rest of Congress, but that doesn’t matter: when those people commit idiotic, disrespectful or illegal acts, I want 'em to take responsibility for it too.

Of course in the big scheme of things, the McKinney mini-scandal is extremely unimportant. Certainly doesn’t affect anyone other than her and the cop. Still, it’s a nasty little story about someone who needs to chill the fuck out and fight the battles that should be fought, not imaginary enemies.

> [@Diceman](#):
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> Bitch-lady is one of over 400 Representatives. She ain’t as special as she seems to think she is, except perhaps in the “Special Olympics” sense.

Heh. That may be, but I really don’t think it’s that difficult to remember one of only 12 black women in Congress. They kinda stand out, don’tcha think?

In other news… it’s funny, I was just wondering: in light of **Updike** ’s bannination, who else is there at the Dope to represent that all-important constituency of spittle-spewing, submoronic reactionaries? When I saw this thread and the outrageous amount of bile in the OP, I thought: “Hm, I guess **Shodan** is taking up the burden. Wasn’t really expecting that, but okay.”

Only now do I see just how clever **Shodan** really is. His real aim seems to have been creating a “safe” environment in order to coax out some of his lesser compatriots on the right. Sure enough, here are **New Iskander** and **Stephe96** to add perspective once more: **Shodan** ain’t the biggest prick in the pack, and there really _are_ those to whom he may be positively compared.

Well played, sir. Well played.

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**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/134 "2006-04-05T05:49:33Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Describing an obnoxious black woman as a \*\*uppity \*\* bitch, probably is not the wisest thing to do. Unless of course you want us all to know what a rascist asshole you are.
> 
> Secondly, how the fuck do you equate a healthclub to Congress? She was elected to be there. If that cop did in fact recognize her, he should be fired. She was entitled to be there pin or no pin. Do you think the Marine guards ask the Prez. for ID?

Uppity bitch can be applied to anyone who acts like one as she seems to do. While it’s not a nice phrase, it does not automatically make [del]Askeptic[/del] [Lord Ashtar] a “racist asshole”. If [del]Askeptic[/del] [Lord Ashtar] had said “uppity black bitch” you would have a point. And, frankly, the argument could be made that if you read that and thought he used it because she is black makes you racist as you are the one who assumed it was because of her race.

Oh, and the article said she was entering a house office building so this, “They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place” does not apply unless she was on the way back from a session since I dont think house sessions are held in any of the house office buildings.

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**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/135 "2006-04-05T05:54:34Z")

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> [@dbuzman](#):
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> \<snip\> If Askeptic had… \<snip\>

Of course I meant if Lord ashtar.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/136 "2006-04-05T05:57:18Z")

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> [@dbuzman](#):
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> Oh, and the article said she was entering a house office building so this, “They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place” does not apply unless she was on the way back from a session since I dont think house sessions are held in any of the house office buildings.

I think even the literalist would accept that this phrase: “during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses” means while they are in D.C. attending the session of Congress. The question would be whether Ms. McKinney caused a breach of the peace.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/137 "2006-04-05T06:00:16Z")

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> [@choie](#):
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> Only now do I see just how clever **Shodan** really is. His real aim seems to have been creating a “safe” environment in order to coax out some of his lesser compatriots on the right. Sure enough, here are **New Iskander** and **Stephe96** to add perspective once more: **Shodan** ain’t the biggest prick in the pack, and there really _are_ those to whom he may be positively compared.
> 
> Well played, sir. Well played.

Are you saying this thread is a vast, right wing conspiracy? How about the simpler explanation that Ms. McKinney did something stoooopid, and one of our more conservative posters called her on it? Why we can’t just simply agree that the Congresswoman was in the worng and leave it at that? I find the idea that \*\*Shodan \*\*was coaxing out the whackier element of the right wingers on this board to be just a bunch of far fetched nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/138 "2006-04-05T06:00:23Z")

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> [@choie](#):
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> Only now do I see just how clever **Shodan** really is. His real aim seems to have been creating a “safe” environment in order to coax out some of his lesser compatriots on the right. Sure enough, here are **New Iskander** and **Stephe96** to add perspective once more: **Shodan** ain’t the biggest prick in the pack, and there really _are_ those to whom he may be positively compared.
> 
> Well played, sir. Well played.

Wow. Comparing McKinney’s actions with the Patches Kennedy’s previous unprovoked assault on a black female TSA employee (hate crime, anyone?) really touches a nerve with you libs, huh?

I love it.

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**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/139 "2006-04-05T06:04:27Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> I think even the literalist would accept that this phrase: “during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses” means while they are in D.C. attending the session of Congress. The question would be whether Ms. McKinney caused a breach of the peace.

True. Didn’t think of it that way.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bing-bong-the-bitch-is-not-dead/351265/140 "2006-04-05T06:37:18Z")

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Are those on the right willing to distance themselves from their extremist elements like [Boortz](http://mediamatters.org/items/200603310005), who called McKinney a “ghetto slut”? Shodan, I hope you’ll do the right thing and call on your party to not be associated with this sort of thing.

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