# Bingo squares for tonight's State of the Union Address **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 24, 2026, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943 "2026-02-24T23:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/1 "2026-02-24T23:55:07Z")
Please share your suggestions to fill the bingo card for Trump’s upcoming State of the Union Address. I don’t really know where to start, so I’ll just hand it over to y’all ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/2 "2026-02-24T23:56:53Z")
Says one is Carlin’s seven dirty words ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/3 "2026-02-24T23:58:52Z")
Bonus ability to fill in any square every time he mentions Biden and/or the 2020 election. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/4 "2026-02-25T00:05:51Z")
Aliens ( they don’t like Obama) Punch the monkey supports him ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/5 "2026-02-25T00:07:51Z")
Use the “FREE” space if you aren’t going to watch it. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/6 "2026-02-25T00:08:21Z")
- Affordability - Tariffs - Greenland - “Dangerous criminals” - Failing [media outlet] - Rigged election - [x] like no one has ever seen - Beautiful clean coal - Board of Peace - Treason / Traitor (in reference to actions by Democrats) - Inaccurate numbers on inflation - Drug prices being reduced by mathematically-impossible percentages - Minnesota (bonus points for also mentioning Ilhan Omar; double bonus points if he mispronounces her name) ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/7 "2026-02-25T00:09:05Z")
I would love it if he just came out and said, “It sucks” and walked away. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/8 "2026-02-25T00:14:15Z")
“Hoax” Refers to Hakeem Jefferies or Chuck Schumer with a derogatory nickname. “Unbelievable” “Treated us terribly” Names a Republican-appointed SC justice by name. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/9 "2026-02-25T00:19:49Z")
Talks about the Nobel Prize he was “given”. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/10 "2026-02-25T00:20:35Z")
How about a racial, ethnic, or gender-based slur? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/11 "2026-02-25T00:38:26Z")
Nobody has ever seen anything like it America is the hottest country They ate our dogs, they ate our cats… No other country in the world has mail in ballots No other country in the world has birthright citizenship Radical left lunatics Climate change hoax Rigged election Autopen New ballroom Worst Supreme Court decision in history Groceries- a word that means a bag of different things. I know more than anyone else about (fill in blank) The Epstein files totally exonerate me Witch hunt ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/12 "2026-02-25T00:47:00Z")
“Hockey” “UFC” “Newscum” Calls Melania a “movie star” ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/13 "2026-02-25T01:02:09Z")
We inherited a mess Ended 3 wars Once again respected The big beautiful bill ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/14 "2026-02-25T01:09:57Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > Ended 3 wars Heck, he’s claimed to have stopped eight at this point! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/15 "2026-02-25T01:13:27Z")
A total “What the flying fuck is he talking about??” moment. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/16 "2026-02-25T01:22:25Z")
That super cringey way he occasionally pronounces some words. He used to do it with “Ka-ma-la” and “Chi-na”. mmm ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/17 "2026-02-25T01:31:10Z")
Google “Trump SOTU bingo card” and take your pick. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/18 "2026-02-25T02:18:40Z")
Fake _anything._ I refuse to watch. My doctor recently reduced the dosage of my BP med. I’m afraid I’ll pop my cork and stroke out. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/19 "2026-02-25T19:14:22Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > He used to do it with “Ka-ma-la” and “Chi-na”. Maybe he can combine them and start talking about Chi-na-la. ---
**Author:** ![BobEmbl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@BobEmbl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobEmbl)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943/20 "2026-02-26T23:35:56Z")
I guess that’s bad if you love wars and dead people. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bingo-squares-for-tonights-state-of-the-union-address/1027943.md?page=2)